MY LEGS, OH MY POOR LEGS
13 November 2007
Sunny Tuesday (32 Degree Celsius)
Cooling Night @ 2135 (Singapore Time)
Listen: My leg pain
Mood: *Cheese Pie*
Yup, it is official; I have strained my inner thigh muscles. I thought it should be fine, after a good 2 days of rest prior to Sunday run… Alas, I was way out of my prediction. Anyway, today was initially in pretty good form; so I went to Ikea to source for my storage shelves. Halfway through, the strain came back and I have to limp all the way back to car. Lucky car is auto drive; imagine a manual half clutch situation… I think have to take cab back…
Still, despite my strain thigh, I went ahead to meet up with another of my inept insurance agent in Vivocity. Spend a good deal of time in this Design Themed Bookshop, PageOne. If it is not for my pain, I would have spend a greater time there, but alas, body old already, must rest… So I did a very aunty thing; I actually sat on the seats (those blue free form plastic mould) found around Vivocity. Not very glam but hey, leg pain lah. Luckily can managed to drive back home. Drats
Speaking of my inept insurance agent, after lunch, instead of the customary Agent-host-the-lunch thingy, he simply said how much (implying going Dutch). Well, don’t think he ever bought me makan or anything… In any case, I snubbed the Dutch thingy and paid for the meals. Come on, its only 40 bucks, though Jobless, I can still afford buying him lunch. So not generous, how to earn my money? That is why also I didn’t stay for his sales pitch (thinly veiled as “going through my portifolio”). I mean, come on, I know more about the market/economy conditions than he does about sex. How to smoke me? I may look dumb and bo-chap, but that doesn’t mean I am stupid; it’s just that I don’t care. Besides, I am out looking for a dedicated, knowledgeable and I-like-his/her-face Agent to handle my portfolio. No need Pretty SYT, just show me you know your stuffs and win my trust (Anyhow throw one stone also can hit people that are way smarter than bird, so not that difficult lah…). Any Takers?
Moving on, met up with Gary & Han last evening. Talk cock, sing some songs and go home. Gee, that was fun. Anyway, I have resisted the temptation to call her already. Though as lonely, boredom, weak, desperate etc etc I have becometh, I shall not fall into the vicious cycle over and over again. I have had enough of these cheebye relationships; it is time to move on. Yup, have faith and be strong, Bird.
Well… as usual, let me end this with a joke. Just a Joke…
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news.
"I've got some good news and some bad news," God said.
Adam looked at God and said, "Well, give me the good news first."
Smiling, God explained, "I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things, and have intelligent conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and populate this planet. Eve will be very happy as you now have this organ to give her children."
Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?"
God looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, "The bad news is that when I created you, I only gave you enough blood to operate these organs one at a time."
Sunny Tuesday (32 Degree Celsius)
Cooling Night @ 2135 (Singapore Time)
Listen: My leg pain
Mood: *Cheese Pie*
Yup, it is official; I have strained my inner thigh muscles. I thought it should be fine, after a good 2 days of rest prior to Sunday run… Alas, I was way out of my prediction. Anyway, today was initially in pretty good form; so I went to Ikea to source for my storage shelves. Halfway through, the strain came back and I have to limp all the way back to car. Lucky car is auto drive; imagine a manual half clutch situation… I think have to take cab back…
Still, despite my strain thigh, I went ahead to meet up with another of my inept insurance agent in Vivocity. Spend a good deal of time in this Design Themed Bookshop, PageOne. If it is not for my pain, I would have spend a greater time there, but alas, body old already, must rest… So I did a very aunty thing; I actually sat on the seats (those blue free form plastic mould) found around Vivocity. Not very glam but hey, leg pain lah. Luckily can managed to drive back home. Drats
Speaking of my inept insurance agent, after lunch, instead of the customary Agent-host-the-lunch thingy, he simply said how much (implying going Dutch). Well, don’t think he ever bought me makan or anything… In any case, I snubbed the Dutch thingy and paid for the meals. Come on, its only 40 bucks, though Jobless, I can still afford buying him lunch. So not generous, how to earn my money? That is why also I didn’t stay for his sales pitch (thinly veiled as “going through my portifolio”). I mean, come on, I know more about the market/economy conditions than he does about sex. How to smoke me? I may look dumb and bo-chap, but that doesn’t mean I am stupid; it’s just that I don’t care. Besides, I am out looking for a dedicated, knowledgeable and I-like-his/her-face Agent to handle my portfolio. No need Pretty SYT, just show me you know your stuffs and win my trust (Anyhow throw one stone also can hit people that are way smarter than bird, so not that difficult lah…). Any Takers?
Moving on, met up with Gary & Han last evening. Talk cock, sing some songs and go home. Gee, that was fun. Anyway, I have resisted the temptation to call her already. Though as lonely, boredom, weak, desperate etc etc I have becometh, I shall not fall into the vicious cycle over and over again. I have had enough of these cheebye relationships; it is time to move on. Yup, have faith and be strong, Bird.
Well… as usual, let me end this with a joke. Just a Joke…
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news.
"I've got some good news and some bad news," God said.
Adam looked at God and said, "Well, give me the good news first."
Smiling, God explained, "I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things, and have intelligent conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and populate this planet. Eve will be very happy as you now have this organ to give her children."
Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?"
God looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, "The bad news is that when I created you, I only gave you enough blood to operate these organs one at a time."
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