Tuesday, April 7, 2009

VOX CLAMANTIS IN DESERTO (THE VOICE OF ONE CRYING IN THE WILDERNESS)

7 April 2008
Gloomy Tuesday (32 Degree Celsius)
Evening @ 1840 (Singapore Time)
Listen: 乘虚而入 by 苏永康Mood: *Inuka cute… beary cute”

Today I read with disgust a HR policy that basically affects everybody BUT the minority. I am even inclined to think of inciting a civil disobedience just to prove my point. The story is, somewhere down the road, someone or something decided to voice their concern about having pork or more aptly, non-halal things in the canteen. A canteen that is shared by hundreds of others that is not quite, well, like them, Literally.

In a nutshell, I assumed that something have decided that they have had enough of seeing infidels sharing the spaces with them and worst still, eating non-conforming food. So they decided to pressure enough people by ways of

1. Sensitivity to their Needs
2. Consideration to their wants

But what of the Beers? The Cigarettes?? And the idle talk, the gambling and the Oh so Lusty eyes on the office ladies? Oh and you think I am blind, or even oblivious to these? You think I no read your book? What I don’t say doesn’t mean I don’t know, it’s just that I don’t care… Now that I do care… You can see the epitome of double standard smack on your face, hard.

Seriously, What is wrong with a little PORK and Lard around? We don’t even force feed them onto you or complain why you go around fucking, having pre-marital sex, early sex and funny sex, do we? SO why are you making life so difficult for us, the Majority!

What I feel? Fuck them.
Yes and while we are at it, FUCK them hard.

Since when do majority have to give in to the whims and fancy of the minority… all for what? Racial Harmony? WHY can’t they accommodate the masses and live within OUR way of life? Since when do they have the rights to hijack our god damn rights? I Live and Breathe PORK and LARD. And if anyone whom even thinking of getting my birth rights, Screw You!

Of course, if these really do get out and into the public sphere, I can look forward to a nice cell with them as my companion. Really, the things the government does to make peace with our fucking-no-pride-highly-corrupted-idiosyncrasies neighbors. ARREST ME!! And WHILE you are at it, Make me a MARTYR standing up for my fellow Chinese Singaporean RIGHTS!!

But then, Bird has (and I repeat) everything but balls and following that logic, I must apologies, sincerely, if I do offend anyone by my outburst. I am just making my point and this is after all a free country (no, really). However, if I do get charged and sentence to life, you can then make the judgment call. I believe in our judiciary system, my faith in the ruling party and its values and more importantly, what is stands for. But I also believe that if we do not speak out now (just like the common folks in Nazi Germany), there might come a time we may not have the voice left when they (non-infidels) do come for me.

No seriously… Let me reiterate the necessity of it all. For a start, it rhymes with masturbation…Yes! Democracy!! And No, it has no being whatsoever with masturbation but I got your attention, didn’t I?
So, then what is democracy? What is the essence, the reasons, the what-ever fucking ideology that comes with it? Watch this space