ARRGHH!!! PICTURE OF WILLIAM HUNG’S TITS!! MUST RIP EYE!!!!!
17 November 2007
Sunny then Cloudy then Rainy then …. Saturday (31 Degree Celsius)
Boring Afternoon @ 1605 (Singapore Time)
Listen: 他没有错 by 范玮琪
Mood: *Roti Prata… Yup, those kind of mood*
Somehow for some unknown reason, some bugger(s) has/have been mooching on my network. Every time got this IP address conflict with another system in the network. How fucking nice… Mooch on my network, nabei… If I IT savvy, imagine the damage I could do… But alas, need more karma points, wait next time very lonely in hell… Right…
Anyway, a cock just bumped onto my car’s bumper recently while I was on my way to Nyo’s house. Cheebye, traffic light still red and yet, like orgasm like that, he releases his brake and bumped onto me. Obviously I wasn’t very pleased but then he does look harmless and beside, his insurance will cover the replacement cost, so no need to be angry, like why bother?
Should be too early for cowpeh-ing, cos I am feeling rather neutral now. Oh well, saw this interesting themed dating just now over the net, Lock & Key Party. In a nutshell:
Every woman gets a padlock. Every man gets a key. Find a match, talk cock & mingle.
So, as a guy, you're supposed to walk up to every girl and ask if you can stick your key into her lock. As a girl, you're supposed to offer up your lock to all the keys in the room. Corny?
Not sure about you but this is either an over-the-top, blatantly suggestive metaphor, or a really lame orgy session. Oh, and let me guess, for obvious reason, this doesn't work as a gay party… Hello? 2 Keys? Right, I forgot, sometime keys can be lock also… Yup, that kind of thing…
You know, as the day progresses and without a real job, it is beginning to take its toil. Initially I was prepared for the Running Life Goal thingy but for some reason; I strained my thigh muscle (old age as mentioned). That incident pretty much reduces me (or opened up tons of free time) to having imaginary conversations with myself. Take this movie I caught with Jo Jo last night
Bird: Beowulf, 2340hrs, 2 tickets, please
Cashier: 250 bucks
Cashier: Thank you and the rest room are on your right, 50 bucks per use
For 50 bucks, Nicole Kidman better be in there holding my Dick while I Pee… ANYWAY
Oh yes, enjoy the coming Thanksgiving, folks… Unless you are a turkey, then for fuck sake, Run!
他没有错 by 范玮琪
就这样放了彼此的手, 究竟是尽头还是个出口
只是我还记得, 他每一次抚摸, 只是我还熟悉, 他每一个轮廓
不知道从此要难过多久, 我相信一定和孤独一样久
原来天长地久, 是形容一种痛, 这样的有始有终, 换来怎样的海阔天空
他没有错, 只是没有爱我很久, 他没有错, 是我飞蛾扑火
我求一个经过不妄想一个结果, 他没有错
他没有错, 只是没有为我停留
他没有错, 是爱的不是时候
他没有错, 只是没有陪我到最后
Sunny then Cloudy then Rainy then …. Saturday (31 Degree Celsius)
Boring Afternoon @ 1605 (Singapore Time)
Listen: 他没有错 by 范玮琪
Mood: *Roti Prata… Yup, those kind of mood*
Somehow for some unknown reason, some bugger(s) has/have been mooching on my network. Every time got this IP address conflict with another system in the network. How fucking nice… Mooch on my network, nabei… If I IT savvy, imagine the damage I could do… But alas, need more karma points, wait next time very lonely in hell… Right…
Anyway, a cock just bumped onto my car’s bumper recently while I was on my way to Nyo’s house. Cheebye, traffic light still red and yet, like orgasm like that, he releases his brake and bumped onto me. Obviously I wasn’t very pleased but then he does look harmless and beside, his insurance will cover the replacement cost, so no need to be angry, like why bother?
Should be too early for cowpeh-ing, cos I am feeling rather neutral now. Oh well, saw this interesting themed dating just now over the net, Lock & Key Party. In a nutshell:
Every woman gets a padlock. Every man gets a key. Find a match, talk cock & mingle.
So, as a guy, you're supposed to walk up to every girl and ask if you can stick your key into her lock. As a girl, you're supposed to offer up your lock to all the keys in the room. Corny?
Not sure about you but this is either an over-the-top, blatantly suggestive metaphor, or a really lame orgy session. Oh, and let me guess, for obvious reason, this doesn't work as a gay party… Hello? 2 Keys? Right, I forgot, sometime keys can be lock also… Yup, that kind of thing…
You know, as the day progresses and without a real job, it is beginning to take its toil. Initially I was prepared for the Running Life Goal thingy but for some reason; I strained my thigh muscle (old age as mentioned). That incident pretty much reduces me (or opened up tons of free time) to having imaginary conversations with myself. Take this movie I caught with Jo Jo last night
Bird: Beowulf, 2340hrs, 2 tickets, please
Cashier: 250 bucks
Cashier: Thank you and the rest room are on your right, 50 bucks per use
For 50 bucks, Nicole Kidman better be in there holding my Dick while I Pee… ANYWAY
Oh yes, enjoy the coming Thanksgiving, folks… Unless you are a turkey, then for fuck sake, Run!
他没有错 by 范玮琪
就这样放了彼此的手, 究竟是尽头还是个出口
只是我还记得, 他每一次抚摸, 只是我还熟悉, 他每一个轮廓
不知道从此要难过多久, 我相信一定和孤独一样久
原来天长地久, 是形容一种痛, 这样的有始有终, 换来怎样的海阔天空
他没有错, 只是没有爱我很久, 他没有错, 是我飞蛾扑火
我求一个经过不妄想一个结果, 他没有错
他没有错, 只是没有为我停留
他没有错, 是爱的不是时候
他没有错, 只是没有陪我到最后
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