Thursday, July 19, 2007

TRY SAYING I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND INSTEAD OF SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS

18 July 2007
Humid Wednesday (33 Degree Celsius)
Afternoon @ 1400 (Washington DC Time)
Listen: 人质by 张惠妹
Mood: *Oh Man*

Cow, today is another HOT & Humid day. I was driving along the main street and my legs nearly burnt out by the Sun. Even with my shades, I can hardly see around, with all the glares and reflections.

Morning spent overseeing some renovation works, later picks some building materials and had a sumptuous Brazilian lunch. It was my first Brazilian cuisine and it taste rather, how you put it in English; Meaty? Yup, every chunk, every cutting (like those you find in Middle Eastern Kebab) contains meat meat and more meat. No wonder my friend told me to go really hungry.

On a separate note, I received 2 links today, both of which seem to confirm my theory on Human; they are both equally sick and funny at any given time.

First Link: Some punk place a big goldfish in a tank full of piranhas. Needless to say, when the piranhas discover that the goldfish is actually food, they finished it off in less than 10 seconds, leaving only its head. People actually go through such extend and taped it down, deliberately.

Second link: After some duh feelings, I kind of enjoy this pornography clip. What is funny was the way the guy uses his heavily Russian-accented English to ask for sexual positions or commenting how good his companion skills were etc etc. Though it is staged, but it does inject some humour to the otherwise boring sex scenes.

Seriously, I wish I could provide the link here, just so you can see. But hor, cannot lah, wait people say I propagate violent and sex (didn’t I just did?).

Some encrypted message below, which I just have to get it out of my chest. So Enjoy!

Quoi qu'il en soit sur la question de se tapir, la sensation de I presque (avec certitude) toujours aiment mettre mes paumes dans le visage thingy quand j'agis l'un sur l'autre avec l'épouse de mon ami. Elle est lah gentil, mais le commentaire qu'elle a fait toujours pour m'inciter à me tapir. Par exemple, elle a commenté que le countertop noir de cuisine de couleur est mauvais, cos

La cuisine = a inévitablement laissé de la nourriture sur le supérieur = trop noir que un dessus ne peut pas voir, par conséquent oublié de essuyer = le jour suivant, sentira le mauvais et vous se demandant toujours ce qu'être ce pourrait.

Il est d'une manière flagrante stupide dans quelques beaucoup d'aspects, pour ne pas mentionner que comment osez nous laissons même le reste sur le dessus de cuisine, noircissent ou la couleur de lumière ne fait aucun différent ce qui. Elle n'est pas comme si le démuni de I a fait cuire avant.

I am really speechless.

But then again, that’s life. People do comes with idiosyncrasy and by understanding that in advance will probably solve most of life mundane problems.

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