WHEN IN DOUBT, EMPTY THE MAGAZINE

16 January 2008
Sunny Wednesday (34 Degree Celsius)
Night @ 2000 (Singapore Time)
Listen: 乘虚而入 by 苏永康
Mood: *Cow & Horsie are friends now”

It feels kind of strange, almost surreal. I am alive! After all these days, I am actually still living. Oh bugger…

I made 2 friends recently, both of which will and forever remain anonymous, for everyone’s sake. Needless to say, I do enjoy talking to them. It is a preference actually, a choice one made in life, not the best or the least pleasant but it is my choice.

Went for another run at 2pm today, if there is another word for SBR (Shack beyond Recognition), that would be the word. I nearly died under the hot sun, the lack of shade and someone up there played a divine joke on me, no Wind at all for the longest time. But I survived. As usual and as always, I survived. Live to tell the tales.

Speaking of tales, I am still halfway thru the “World is Flat”. The gist of the book? The world is flat. I kid you not, every page is telling the same old story of world being flat. It is an OK book lah. What to do, buy already must read.

Since nothing in the making, I shall prolong the entry with….JOKES…

Imaginary Dialogue: At the Gym

*Removed*

For peace and prosperity of mankind ... Sorry, Kweky... heee

And another one…

A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is extremely tired so she decides to go on up to their room to rest. She lies down on the bed... just then, and elevated train passes by very close to the window and shakes the room so hard she's thrown out of the bed. Thinking this must be a freak occurrence, she lies down once more. Again a train shakes the room so violently, she's pitched to the floor.

Exasperated, she calls the front desk, asks for the manager. The manager says he'll be right up. The manager is skeptical but the wife insists the story is true.

"Look... lie here on the bed - you'll be thrown right to the floor!"

So he lies down next to the wife. Just then the husband walks in. "What," he says, "are you doing here?"

The manager calmly replies, "Would you believe I'm waiting for a train?"

Although I have to admire his truthfulness. But hey, like the marines usually say and do; When in doubt, Empty the fucking magazine. That is why also most court martial cases are predominately them.

Oh well, Good Night, Sleep tight & let the bedbug Bite you jialat jialat… or is that Don’t? Whatever…