I LIVE IN MY OWN LITTLE WORLD… IT IS OK, COS EVERYONE KNOWS ME HERE
22 October 2007
Monday (31 Degree Celsius)
Night @ 2000 (Singapore time)
Listen: 找不到人天荒地老 by 李翊君
Mood: *Lobo-ing*
Here I am, doing some nothingness again. Today met up with my financial advisor (or in LK words, insurance say insurance agent lah)… Don’t you just love her? Anyway, finally close my CPF-OA investment, which is kind of stupid cos I wanted to do it long time ago, but alas, I am good at procrastinating. Besides, my previous Prudential fuck agent is literally for fun only, nabei, never hear from him for like zillions years. But it is a blessing too, cos he not very smart in the first place. Then again, by buying a product from him when he is not that cheebyely smart says a great deal on my intellect also… OH FUCK… Well, for my benefit, if u think I am slow and couldn’t be bothered, you should have seen others. Really, in my regime, they will be drowned in warm beer and feed to the lions… But hey, like I was telling my new acquaintance; that’s diversity. If everyone so fucking on the ball and good, where do you think you be standing? Ah, Diversity… I like the sound of it already.
Saturday was somewhat sad; I was literally abandoned by my parents… It goes like this; My dad called and said he is out somewhere and not coming home for the night, then mom called and say she will be at some BBQ. I was like, What? Out somewhere… WHERE? And BBQ? At your Age??!! Ok, maybe not so sarcastic but for a moment, I feel so fucking like LOSER. How can they all abandon me, together somemore? They are not out dating together lah, confirmed one… Given it is weekend but WHY!!! To make matter worse, I was thinking along the line of sleeping early on a Saturday night, but decided otherwise… So in the end? I went drinking. DAMN… Next time must ground my parents!
Sunday laze around, Monday beside meeting my agent/friend, I went for an impromptu run. Very lucky, cos halfway thru, I can literally smell rain and decided to cut short the distance and come home. Enough said, it rained (heavily) the moment I reached home haha. How lucky…
Chat with LK here and there… Send out countless resumes… Maybe I am destined to work with similar cheese pie companies. Haiz, I thought it could be slightly different this time but alas, life is tough. On a lighter note, Kwek is back… *silence* … That’s all for his fanfare.
Oh yes, Bunnies family is welcoming their little junior soon. Aww that is THE news of the week. Now that most of my closer friends are married and having offspring, I think I should start bucking up, be more proactive to find that one girl in my life. Easier said than done, not that I have stringent or most perverse criteria but somehow, girls I dated just don’t have that feeling, perhaps that is fate. It is most unfortunate (on my part again), alas, life is tough. Some are really really nice girls and they deserve someone better… Not me.
Well, some jokes to usher in the new work week…have fun.
One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden.
"You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?"
The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it
But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..."Next morning the little man wakes the woman up.
"Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies
"Fuck me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins"
Monday (31 Degree Celsius)
Night @ 2000 (Singapore time)
Listen: 找不到人天荒地老 by 李翊君
Mood: *Lobo-ing*
Here I am, doing some nothingness again. Today met up with my financial advisor (or in LK words, insurance say insurance agent lah)… Don’t you just love her? Anyway, finally close my CPF-OA investment, which is kind of stupid cos I wanted to do it long time ago, but alas, I am good at procrastinating. Besides, my previous Prudential fuck agent is literally for fun only, nabei, never hear from him for like zillions years. But it is a blessing too, cos he not very smart in the first place. Then again, by buying a product from him when he is not that cheebyely smart says a great deal on my intellect also… OH FUCK… Well, for my benefit, if u think I am slow and couldn’t be bothered, you should have seen others. Really, in my regime, they will be drowned in warm beer and feed to the lions… But hey, like I was telling my new acquaintance; that’s diversity. If everyone so fucking on the ball and good, where do you think you be standing? Ah, Diversity… I like the sound of it already.
Saturday was somewhat sad; I was literally abandoned by my parents… It goes like this; My dad called and said he is out somewhere and not coming home for the night, then mom called and say she will be at some BBQ. I was like, What? Out somewhere… WHERE? And BBQ? At your Age??!! Ok, maybe not so sarcastic but for a moment, I feel so fucking like LOSER. How can they all abandon me, together somemore? They are not out dating together lah, confirmed one… Given it is weekend but WHY!!! To make matter worse, I was thinking along the line of sleeping early on a Saturday night, but decided otherwise… So in the end? I went drinking. DAMN… Next time must ground my parents!
Sunday laze around, Monday beside meeting my agent/friend, I went for an impromptu run. Very lucky, cos halfway thru, I can literally smell rain and decided to cut short the distance and come home. Enough said, it rained (heavily) the moment I reached home haha. How lucky…
Chat with LK here and there… Send out countless resumes… Maybe I am destined to work with similar cheese pie companies. Haiz, I thought it could be slightly different this time but alas, life is tough. On a lighter note, Kwek is back… *silence* … That’s all for his fanfare.
Oh yes, Bunnies family is welcoming their little junior soon. Aww that is THE news of the week. Now that most of my closer friends are married and having offspring, I think I should start bucking up, be more proactive to find that one girl in my life. Easier said than done, not that I have stringent or most perverse criteria but somehow, girls I dated just don’t have that feeling, perhaps that is fate. It is most unfortunate (on my part again), alas, life is tough. Some are really really nice girls and they deserve someone better… Not me.
Well, some jokes to usher in the new work week…have fun.
One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden.
"You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?"
The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it
But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..."Next morning the little man wakes the woman up.
"Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies
"Fuck me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins"
No comments:
Post a Comment