BEAUTY LIES IN THE EYES OF THE BEER HOLDER
24 October 2007
Wednesday (29 Degree Celsius)
Night @ 2100 (Singapore time)
Listen: 我终于失去了你 by 赵传
Mood: *Still Lobo*
Actually my original post has already been confirmed, proof-read and ready to post, then cheebye thing happen. Don’t know press what fuck button, it wipe out the entire content. Chee bye, alas, since it happened (shit thing), what can I do? Just lan lan pick up the pieces and continue where I left…
As I was saying, I am finally in the mood to do a little revamp of my Blog. I included some links of my daily reads, in particular, Sharon Au (yup, the Lovable TV Host). You should read it sometime, it is quite (how you put it in English…) Inspiring? Haha, the fact that she is sweet and pretty is beside the point. Anyway, someone once commented that she has been watching Sharon’s hosted TV shows since young. I hate to admit but this can only means 2 things; Sharon & my friend are not young and I am not that young also (since me see Sharon since like Teens). Oh well, also change the “always-wanted-to-change-but-no-mood” title of Nyo & Kwek’s blog, include a new Crave Asia and removed some links I no longer frequent (ah, the flickerness of life).
Talking about life, watch this movie with Guppy yesterday. It was pretty funny, corny and aptly named; Superbad. It was crudely funny until I discover that I am actually on a movie date with a lady and suddenly, those penises jokes and horny moves do not look so funny anymore. Yup, and I think I am one of the 2 pricks she was referring to in her blog that laugh at every god-given gestures. How nice… Seriously, if I am vaguely aware that it will be this crude, I wouldn’t even be watching it (not with a lady that is). Oh well, the reputation wrecking fact of life *face palm*
Talking about Guppy, now I know for a fact how women can actually spend a whole day just shopping. She look, probe, touch, tried a few colors of the SAME shoes, walk around, touch somemore, ponder, ensure, be sure and make sure that this is the pair she wanted. Unlike Men, we go into shop, see, look, found, touch, poke a bit, wear one shoe, hop with one shoe and buy it. See, that’s why shopping with Guppy is soo fun… Heehee
On The shoe note, I suddenly has this enthusiasm to start running (which I did) and even go all out onto my usual (3 years ago) 5km route. But it never occurs to me that 3 years is a long time, couple with bad diet, smoking and old age, it does take a toil on bird’s body. I finished 3km and limp all the way back. Worst still, no shortcut cos of some park connector thingy. Must be influenced by Guppy… Bad Guppy, Bad Bad Guppy…
On another note, went back to office to do my exit clearance and finally it is safe to say, I am away from my cheese pie company’s clutches, no more extended humiliation, no more cheese pie company EVER. Ok, the last part was a little uncalled for but hey, that’s life haha.
On that note, wonder how is Mr Nyo and his 14 days ALONE in Beijing coming along. I hope he seriously brought the condoms (as assured by me the necessity of it all) and not buying it in Beijing. Like my Taiwanese counterpart says, it is a learning curve; last time Taiwanese products also kena left right center by consumers and now, look at them, World Class (think Acer). Oh yes, back to the condom thingy, beside using it as a survival tools like Army Rangers & of course, its intended purpose, condoms also have so many useful application that I just lost count. Next time, let Ranger-Trained Bird teach you why if everything fails, don’t ever leave home without one.
I will alternate between jokes and song lyrics lah, because nowadays not many songs will make my heart flutter haha. Hopefully, these jokes will keep the blues away, if not, you have serious problems.
Trying to make up for bad behavior, Bill Clinton went to the shopping mall to buy Hillary a gift. "I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife," he says eyeing the attractive salesgirl, "but I don't know her size."
"Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his. "Oh, yes," he answered. "Her hands are just slightly smaller than yours." "Will there be anything else?" the salesgirl inquired, as she wrapped the gloves. "Now that you mention it," Bill replied, "she also needs a bra and panties."
Wednesday (29 Degree Celsius)
Night @ 2100 (Singapore time)
Listen: 我终于失去了你 by 赵传
Mood: *Still Lobo*
Actually my original post has already been confirmed, proof-read and ready to post, then cheebye thing happen. Don’t know press what fuck button, it wipe out the entire content. Chee bye, alas, since it happened (shit thing), what can I do? Just lan lan pick up the pieces and continue where I left…
As I was saying, I am finally in the mood to do a little revamp of my Blog. I included some links of my daily reads, in particular, Sharon Au (yup, the Lovable TV Host). You should read it sometime, it is quite (how you put it in English…) Inspiring? Haha, the fact that she is sweet and pretty is beside the point. Anyway, someone once commented that she has been watching Sharon’s hosted TV shows since young. I hate to admit but this can only means 2 things; Sharon & my friend are not young and I am not that young also (since me see Sharon since like Teens). Oh well, also change the “always-wanted-to-change-but-no-mood” title of Nyo & Kwek’s blog, include a new Crave Asia and removed some links I no longer frequent (ah, the flickerness of life).
Talking about life, watch this movie with Guppy yesterday. It was pretty funny, corny and aptly named; Superbad. It was crudely funny until I discover that I am actually on a movie date with a lady and suddenly, those penises jokes and horny moves do not look so funny anymore. Yup, and I think I am one of the 2 pricks she was referring to in her blog that laugh at every god-given gestures. How nice… Seriously, if I am vaguely aware that it will be this crude, I wouldn’t even be watching it (not with a lady that is). Oh well, the reputation wrecking fact of life *face palm*
Talking about Guppy, now I know for a fact how women can actually spend a whole day just shopping. She look, probe, touch, tried a few colors of the SAME shoes, walk around, touch somemore, ponder, ensure, be sure and make sure that this is the pair she wanted. Unlike Men, we go into shop, see, look, found, touch, poke a bit, wear one shoe, hop with one shoe and buy it. See, that’s why shopping with Guppy is soo fun… Heehee
On The shoe note, I suddenly has this enthusiasm to start running (which I did) and even go all out onto my usual (3 years ago) 5km route. But it never occurs to me that 3 years is a long time, couple with bad diet, smoking and old age, it does take a toil on bird’s body. I finished 3km and limp all the way back. Worst still, no shortcut cos of some park connector thingy. Must be influenced by Guppy… Bad Guppy, Bad Bad Guppy…
On another note, went back to office to do my exit clearance and finally it is safe to say, I am away from my cheese pie company’s clutches, no more extended humiliation, no more cheese pie company EVER. Ok, the last part was a little uncalled for but hey, that’s life haha.
On that note, wonder how is Mr Nyo and his 14 days ALONE in Beijing coming along. I hope he seriously brought the condoms (as assured by me the necessity of it all) and not buying it in Beijing. Like my Taiwanese counterpart says, it is a learning curve; last time Taiwanese products also kena left right center by consumers and now, look at them, World Class (think Acer). Oh yes, back to the condom thingy, beside using it as a survival tools like Army Rangers & of course, its intended purpose, condoms also have so many useful application that I just lost count. Next time, let Ranger-Trained Bird teach you why if everything fails, don’t ever leave home without one.
I will alternate between jokes and song lyrics lah, because nowadays not many songs will make my heart flutter haha. Hopefully, these jokes will keep the blues away, if not, you have serious problems.
Trying to make up for bad behavior, Bill Clinton went to the shopping mall to buy Hillary a gift. "I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife," he says eyeing the attractive salesgirl, "but I don't know her size."
"Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his. "Oh, yes," he answered. "Her hands are just slightly smaller than yours." "Will there be anything else?" the salesgirl inquired, as she wrapped the gloves. "Now that you mention it," Bill replied, "she also needs a bra and panties."
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