MY PRECIOUS

29 January 2009
Thursday (29 Degree Celsius)
Windy Night @ 2300 (Singapore Time)
Listen: 猜不透 by 丁當
Mood: *It’s a Procreating Blind Deer*

Sméagol... Why does he cry, Sméagol?

Sméagol: Don't ask Smeagol. Poor, poor Smeagol.
Sméagol: Master... Master looks after us. Master wouldn't hurt us.
Gollum: But Master broke his promise, didn’t he…
Sméagol: Cruel men hurts us. Master tricksed us.
Gollum: Of course he did. I told you he was tricksy. I told you he was false.
Gollum: Master betrayed us. Wicked. Tricksy, False. We ought to wring his filthy little neck. Kill him!

Kill him! Kill them both! And then we take the precious... and we be the master!

Sméagol: No, not it's business. Leave us alone. Why can’t they just fucking die and leave us alone?
Gollum: Filthy little hobbites. They stole it from us.

What did they steal?

Gollum: Myyy PRECIOUSSS.

And Master shall pay dearly for these trespasses…
For the time of revenge is upon us…
But we shall wait, we shall persevere… He will pay dearly



猜不透 by 丁當

猜不透, 你最近时好时坏的沉默
我也不想去追问太多
让试探为彼此的心上了锁

猜不透 相处会比分开还寂寞
两个人都只是得过且过
无法感受每次触摸 是真的, 是热的

如果忽远忽近的洒脱是你要的自由
那我宁愿回到一个人生活

如果忽冷忽热的温柔是你的借口
那我宁愿对你从没认真过

猜不透 相处会比分开还寂寞
两个人都只是得过且过
无法感受每次触摸 是真的, 是热的

如果忽远忽近的洒脱是你要的自由
那我宁愿回到一个人生活

如果忽冷忽热的温柔是你的借口
那我宁愿对你从没认真过
到底这感觉谁对谁错
我已不想追究
越是在乎的人越是猜不透

GONG XI FA CAI, HAPPY LUNAR NEW YEAR

26 January 2009
Monday (31 Degree Celsius)
Windy Afternoon @ 1400 (Singapore Time)
Listen: 猜不透 by 丁當
Mood: *It’s a Blind Deer*

Yup, time flies… just like tax and death. Hmm, since it is not very auspicious to say morbid things like this on first day of the lunar new year…

Have a happy and prosperous New Year.

Sometime, I contemplate giving up my blog. It’s like nothing much to talk about. Though I have zillions of observation and feelings on all kind of stuffs… but but… I am attention deficient. I cannot concentrate on anything more than it is necessary.

I blame my hormones and everything that goes with it… Ya, something like that

Oh well

I shall bear the burden of my life… the bleakness of nothingness
Just warm my cockles by the mere thoughts of it….
Still… Have a Happy and wonderful year ahead. Its all that humans’ live for, isn’t it?

Oh well, another joke to warm your cockles (since it warmth mine)

The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked,
"You know, I have lost my wife here in this supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
"Why?" the woman asked.
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."

Blower’s Daughter by Tanya Chua

And so it is, just like you said it would be
Life goes easy on me
Most of the time

And so it is, the shorter story
No love, no glory
No hero in her sky

I can't take my eyes off of you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes off of you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes...

And so it is, just like you said it should be
We'll both forget the breeze
Most of the time

And so it is, the colder water
The blower's daughter
The pupil in denial

Did I say that I loathe you?
Did I say that I want to
Leave it all behind?

HI GUYS, MEET BOB! “HI BOB” NOW, BOB IS BEING NAUGHTY, YES HE IS… HE TRIED TO STEAL ME COOKIES… SO HOW? HAHA BOB… HAHA

14 January 2009
Wednesday (31 Degree Celsius)
Damn Windy Night @ 2100 (Singapore Time)
Listen: 猜不透 by 丁當
Mood: *It’s a Bob’s World*

Ok, so where have I been? Nowhere as usual… and how now? A recap of my life so far…

Found out that people do use urinal water to wash/water their dick (machiam cleaning up after urinating). Don’t say use urinal water to wash Dick, sometime accidentally kena some small splashes of urinal water on hand I nearly emptied the Dettol to disinfect… Cow, use it to wash dick…

Also found out that the Shilin food outlet’s chicken cutlet, tempura, and crepe are actually quite tasty (Yes, kwek, it is delicious… SO GO AND EAT IT!!). I know I am like 2 years late (the fad almost gone) but hey, better late than never… Just like its better out than in thingy… Ya, those sort of things…

Next bit is censored.

Moving along, I have been running like 3-4 times a week, practicing my golf every other other day (haha) and going to gym (once lah… so far). It is argued that doing some exercise (any exercise) aids in the released of endorphin; those little hormones that gave the assurance of happiness when shit happened. Somehow for some reasons, I felt much alive; I am quicker, my pace is lighter, my lungs are stronger, I can run faster, longer and I don’t pant easily now. Damn…

The only drawback? I skipped lunch during weekdays to accomplish the runs. Better lah, don’t eat so much and run more, like that can lose weight. But funnily, I didn’t lose much though… My fats are still dangling around my waist and my weight stays constant… fucking cow

Oh yes, on that note, I am now known by another nick; somehow for some reasons too, my honey decided to nick me Woodstock, so that Snoopy (being her) can pat pat me… Nicey

Hopefully this year of Ox will be a greater year for me. To achieve much more than before, to strive for greater height and to do what other’s merely dream of. Yes BIRD, YOU CAN DO IT

Self praising never felt so steady. Did you not notice? haha

Now to the dark side, I can't seem to concentrate nor does anything without blowing a fuse. In short, I am damn irritated and damn pissy fucking easily. My clerks are not helping. One fine day, just one fucking day, when they caught me feeling like shit… Just one day, just one clerk… Then after I am done blasting him/her, the rest will learn to toe in line. I promised.

Where is the damn euphoria when I needed it? Oh you know what? I do get euphoric. Yes yes, I do. The only problem is, it is like a roller coaster ride; up and down the temperament journey. In case you have not notice (Hypothesis define by my wife’s close monitoring), I am usually depressive and hormonal imbalance at the end of the month. With any luck, I can hitch the prize for the timeliest PMS.

So now how? I present to you, a Joke: A 1st Year Medical Student description of a breast

1. It contains the optimum balance of nutrients for the newborn child.

2. As it is contained within the mother's body, it is protected from germs and helps develop the child's immune system.

3. And it comes in such nice containers.