SOMEWHERE BETWEEN OUR LAUGHS, LONG TALKS, SILLY FIGHTS AND ALL THE JOKES, I FELL IN LOVE

16 September 2008
Tuesday (33 Degree Celsius)
Afternoon @ 1500 (Singapore Time)
Listen: The Wedding by Julie Rogers
Mood: *I am Bliss*

Today was Han’s wedding. It was a tough job; hardly slept a wink the night before, wait sekali overslept then die cock stand… Reach Han’s place at 6.15 and waited till 8pm. Someone should shoot the co-coordinator. Anyway, in between all the sabo-ing, photo taking and stuffs, by the time I reach home for a breather, it was already close to 3pm. Had a quick shower and off to pick my Love for the evening’s wedding dinner. Oh my… She was so beautiful in her evening gown; and her lightly scented perfume taking my every breath away…

Did I mention she was really beautiful?

Then come the hard part… she insist I changed into something more… like… like… formal?

That’s not the hardest part… the thing is, I actually agreed and went home for a change of clothes. I cannot believe myself sometime too… the things I do to make sense of it all. But then, she meant the world to me and I love her too much, too deeply do anything otherwise. So how? I changed into another sets of clothes.

Did I mention I am really really in love with her?

Gary, Kweky, etc etc mentioned that somehow, for some reason, I seem to disappear from the surface of the earth. Yup, no see me on msn for such a long time… funny…? Oh yes, I am happily in love and spending every other minute with her. Isn’t that a great thing? Sorry Folks, I’ll be back, as and when I am free, this I promise you. Also, for your information, I finally drag my fat ass out and closed an episode of my life. No more historical burden, no more of either of us in our life. We are finally disconnected. Oh well… on the bright side, I am like a hundred bucks richer…

So many more wedding dinners (and chauffeur duties) to do with my love. Well, on the bright side, I get to see her that every other minute of our life. Awwwww

Somewhere between our laughs, long talks, silly fights and all the jokes, I fell in love with you.

It was our first anniversary together… And I promise to sing this song to you when we are at our aisle.



The Wedding by Julie Rogers

You by my side that's how I see us
I close my eyes and I can see us
We'll on our way to say "I do"
My secret dreams have all come true

I see the church, I see the people
Your folks and mine happy and smiling
And I can hear sweet voices singing "Ave Maria"

Oh, my love, my love
This can really be
That someday you've walking down the aisle with me
Let it be, make it be
That I'm the one for you
I'll be yours, all yours now and forever

I see us now your hand in my hand
This is the hour, this is the moment
And I can hear sweet voices singing
Ave Maria, Ave Maria, Ave Maria

WHEN PEOPLE SAY “ YOU JUST WANT TO HAVE YOUR CAKE AND EAT IT TOO”. YOU DAMN RIGHT I AM, WHAT GOOD IS A CAKE IF I CAN’T EAT IT!

8 September 2008
Monday (29 Degree Celsius)
Fine Morning @ 0910 (Singapore Time)
Listen: Blower’s Daughter by Tanya Chua
Mood: *I am bery bery happy*

Finally, all the anticipation, the excitement and nagging (on my mom’s part mostly), my dearest little brother is married. And yes, I pleasantly got a sister (in law only). How cool is that? (anyway I fucking hate that how cool thingy… but sometime I need to feel himbo-ish a bit). The wedding was fun, albeit a little tiring. But seeing how happy everyone was, it is worth every bit of it.

It was a crazy week. Got arrowed flying around, my chief undergoing bypass, my department got into a little PMS-ing mode, I WAS a little PMS-ing mode myself and this made my poor honey in a little desperation mode. Tell me everything I PMS, console me I PMS, do anything I also PMS… I’m sorry honey, I will try to be less pissy…

Some funny things along the week:

I was peeing in the urinal when I happened to press the flush button a little too hard… then it happened. The whole urinal was flooded and the best part is, I didn’t even notice until it sounded like water overflowing while I’m washing my hands. Tried a few remedy, didn’t work and that’s where it gets interesting. My demon (which looks a tad too similar to me) appears.

Demon: Gee Bird, this is fun… and now… RUN!!

Before I could explain my situation to him (It’s a him, as obvious), my Angel (who coincidentally also look like me) appear next

Angel: No, Bird. You created this mess (Bird: as if I really care) and now it is your responsibility to solve it (Bird: Booo hooo).

Anyway, risk getting lightning strike, I decided to call in to my maintenance people for help. And it was during lunch time. Needless to say, they came after lunch. But hey, I did my best… and you know what is the more cheebye thing? Everything spoilt people just conveniently approach me. How do I look like to them? Nabei… Can they be less stupid and get someone else’s’?

Sometimes, things in life are meant TO BE questioned; like why your girlfriend came back from the grocery store with the brand of paper towel that costs $3 more a roll than the kind you buy. Others aren’t. Like things in the army…

MINDEF has succeeded in building a computer, able to solve any strategic or tactical problem. Military, Ministers and MPs are assembled in front of the new machine and instructed to feed a difficult tactical problem into it. They describe a hypothetical situation to the computer and then ask the pivotal question: Attack or Retreat?

The computer hums away for an hour and then comes up with the answer:

YES.

The generals look at each other, somewhat stupefied. Finally one of them submits a second request to the computer:

YES WHAT?

Instantly the computer responded:

YES SIR

EVERY BIG HIKES STARTS WITH A SMALL HIKE

1 September 2008
Monday (27 Degree Celsius)
Nice Evening @ 2010 (Singapore Time)
Listen: Blower’s Daughter by Tanya Chua
Mood: *I am very Happy*

My Daily Routine

Wake up
Scratch ass
Go work
Shoot Horse
Lunch
Complain
See email
Go home

Anyway, it has been a long time since I am last posted anything…. So what’s been up?

Blissfully nice…

So to finish off my long awaited entry… here’s a joke

The couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out into town and party, so he says to his new wife: “Honey, I'll be right back...”

“Where are you going coochi cooh...?” Asks the wife.

“I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer”

The wife puts her hands on her hips and says to him: “You want a beer my love...?”

Then she opens the door to the refrigerator and shows him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc....

The husband doesn't know what to do, and the only thing that he can think of saying is: “Yes, loolie loolie ... but the bar .... you know ...the frozen glass”

He didn't get to finish saying the sentence, when the wife interrupts him by saying: “You want a frozen glass puppy face...?”

She takes out of the freezer a huge beer mug so frozen that the wife was getting the chills from holding it.

The husband looking a bit pale says: “Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hoer's de devours that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?”

“You want hoer's de devours poochi pooh..?” She opens the oven and takes out 15 dishes of different hoer's de devours ...chicken wings, pigs in the blanket, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc...

“But sweet honey ... at the bar ... you know ... the swearing, the dirty words and all that...”

“You want dirty words cutie pie...?”

HERE, DRINK YOUR FUCKING BEER IN YOUR FUCKING FROZEN GLASS AND EAT YOUR FUCKING SHIT HOER'S DE VOURS, BECAUSE YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE. YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!...

Nice… Oh yes, I love my honey… Always