WHAT I EVER WANTED IN A GIRL…

26January 2008
Saturday (30 Degree Celsius)
Night @ 2200 (Singapore Time)
Listen: 擦肩而过 by 李圣杰
Mood: *Cow & Horsie are alone yet again”

Today brought Han & Nicole for Lasik operation. It was a fun experience, talking cock, singing song… haha. According to them, it was pretty fast and stress-free ops. Oh yes, speaking of which, I gird my loin, cow peh a bit and move on for my duty. It was ok actually; both of them are able to walk about unaided after the Lasik. How these little buggers ops have advanced.

Amazing the ops but no, I’ll give it a miss… Don’t say touch inner eye, put contact lens also got problem. I rather fuck spider than put contact lens, so what are the odds that I will do Lasik? Though it was pretty tempting… Ah, dilemma time; Fuck Spider or do Lasik… Fuck Spider…

Anyway, today eat quite a lot… Damn! Morning had 3 Kueys, 1 pack of Bee Hoon with egg and 2 Carrot Cake. At 3pm, had half a chicken rice and Oyster Omelets. At 7pm, had a bowl of fish ball noodles. 1 bananas and half a guava for dessert… No wonder I am feeling so fucking going to burst.

Oh well… since in the mood, here’s one joke for the road…

When I was 14, all I wanted was a girl with big tits.

When I was 16, I dated a girl with big tits, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with some stability.

When I was 25, I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad, impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart, ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

Now I am 42, and all I want is a girl with big tits.

Now that is what I call a bloody good joke… Albeit a sexist one… haha

Ah, I am seeing a familiar pattern developing, Cheese Pie… Alas, Life is tough…

只想告诉你… 就算未来有多少错, 至少还有我的问候我的温柔陪你度过™

够 Steady 吧… 好爱好爱你, if you had a name...