I STOPPED FIGHTING MY INNER DEMONS. WE ARE ON THE SAME SIDE NOW

6 January 2008
Windy Sunday (28 Degree Celsius)
Night @ 2240 (Singapore Time)
Listen: 勇敢 by 张惠妹
Mood: *Where is my Cow, man*

It has been a while since the last update… So what have I been doing? Nothing much actually…

Went for a drink session with Han on Friday. Had Dinner with Nyo and Elvanoes on Saturday and off to Toys hunting today. Run here, run there, also like that.

I think I should start reading my library of books. I mean, I bought so many books and I really ought to start reading them… If not buy for fuck…

Been also chatting with BB lately. She is ok, just the way I remembered her. Which is a good thing haha…

Ok, risk boring you to death… let’s have some jokes and call it a day

A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.

"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. 'Want to have some fun?'"

"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."

The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"

Alrighty, I sounded sexist and you dreaded those… but hey, that’s life

Since also this entry is fucking short… another sexist jokes to fill in the gap

A man comes home from a tough day of work looking to unwind. After a relaxing dinner with his wife, they retire to their twin beds. However, the man was not yet ready to slumber, and called over to his wife "My little boopey-boo, I'm lonely."

So the woman gets out of bed and crosses the room to the husband. On the way, she trips on the carpet and falls on her face. The husband, with a concerned look on his face says " Oh, did my little honey-woney fall on her little nosey-wosey?"

The woman just smiles, gets up and enters hubby's bed. The two have passionate sex, and afterwards the woman rolls out.

As she is returning to her bed, she once again catches her foot on the carpet and falls flat on her face.

The man looks over his shoulder at his wife lying on the floor and says

"Clumsy bitch."

I know this joke did make Joan and Han laugh… muahaha. Told you we are sexist …