COGITO ERGO SUM *I THINK, THEREFORE I AM*
30 November 2007
Windy Friday (27 Degree Celsius)
Night Just Started @ 2000 (Singapore Time)
Listen: 漂洋过海来看你 by 李宗盛 (Yup, still again)
Mood: *Cough Cough*
Right, now that we got the obvious out of the way… Went for a jog last afternoon. Man, I think I am having serious problem… My strain thigh muscle has yet to recover and my arms still feel a little unstable for me to hit the gym. Drats… All old age problems… Cheebye
So what did I do today? Nothing much… I did not even send an SMS to her. Ah Surprise Surprise… Hmm, why didn’t I? For no particular reasons I suppose… What’s there to send anyway. Oh ok… hmmm, whatever…
Can I take her away from my conscious? Of course… No sweat. You know me, I hardly be addicted/attached to anything for a time longer than necessary. It is a curse as well as blessing, the pain of having live through my life in such a tragedy, Like this joke…
Bird: Doc, I want to live to 100 years old
Doc: ok, so do you smoke?
Bird: No
Doc: Have casual sex? Gamble? Eat a lot? Drive fast car?
Bird: No… No… No…
Doc: Then why do you want to live to 100 for?
And due to the conservative nature of this country and that I have another zillion of days to retirement, the original jokes were deemed too risqué and therefore replaced by an alternative politically correct one…
Bird: I have 2 Cookies
Han: I have none
Bird: I will share my cookies
Han: Thank You
Bird: We both have cookie
Han: You are my best friend
Oh Dang… if you must see… here it is
Bird: Oh Damn, Doc, I have found a bump on my chest!! Its Skin Cancer, its bad, I’m a goner!!
Doc: No…
Bird: No? It’s worst than Skin Cancer? What is it!!!
Doc: It’s your nipple
Bird: … …
Bird: Oh…
Bird: Errm, then what is this there?
Doc: Your other nipple…
AND
Bird’s Devil: What are you waiting for Bird? She wants you, Jump her Bones man!
Bird’s Angel: No, Bird, Cheap Sex with someone you don’t love is Wrong… Resist!
Isabelle: Oops, My clothes just fell off…
Bird’s Devil: Holy Cow!
Bird’s Angel: Dude, Jump her Bones!
Windy Friday (27 Degree Celsius)
Night Just Started @ 2000 (Singapore Time)
Listen: 漂洋过海来看你 by 李宗盛 (Yup, still again)
Mood: *Cough Cough*
Right, now that we got the obvious out of the way… Went for a jog last afternoon. Man, I think I am having serious problem… My strain thigh muscle has yet to recover and my arms still feel a little unstable for me to hit the gym. Drats… All old age problems… Cheebye
So what did I do today? Nothing much… I did not even send an SMS to her. Ah Surprise Surprise… Hmm, why didn’t I? For no particular reasons I suppose… What’s there to send anyway. Oh ok… hmmm, whatever…
Can I take her away from my conscious? Of course… No sweat. You know me, I hardly be addicted/attached to anything for a time longer than necessary. It is a curse as well as blessing, the pain of having live through my life in such a tragedy, Like this joke…
Bird: Doc, I want to live to 100 years old
Doc: ok, so do you smoke?
Bird: No
Doc: Have casual sex? Gamble? Eat a lot? Drive fast car?
Bird: No… No… No…
Doc: Then why do you want to live to 100 for?
And due to the conservative nature of this country and that I have another zillion of days to retirement, the original jokes were deemed too risqué and therefore replaced by an alternative politically correct one…
Bird: I have 2 Cookies
Han: I have none
Bird: I will share my cookies
Han: Thank You
Bird: We both have cookie
Han: You are my best friend
Oh Dang… if you must see… here it is
Bird: Oh Damn, Doc, I have found a bump on my chest!! Its Skin Cancer, its bad, I’m a goner!!
Doc: No…
Bird: No? It’s worst than Skin Cancer? What is it!!!
Doc: It’s your nipple
Bird: … …
Bird: Oh…
Bird: Errm, then what is this there?
Doc: Your other nipple…
AND
Bird’s Devil: What are you waiting for Bird? She wants you, Jump her Bones man!
Bird’s Angel: No, Bird, Cheap Sex with someone you don’t love is Wrong… Resist!
Isabelle: Oops, My clothes just fell off…
Bird’s Devil: Holy Cow!
Bird’s Angel: Dude, Jump her Bones!
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