THE FEET OF THE DUCK WENT OVER THE FENCE BEFORE THE TAIL
27 August 2008
Cloudy Thursday (28 Degree Celsius)
Evening @ 1740 (Singapore Time)
Listen: 诺言 by李翊君
Mood: *duh”
It has been a while. Not a long while but long enough to feel the absence.
Just like my under-the-weather feeling. You see, I got sick recently, or rather, feel sick(ed). Then for some unknown reason, I felt better a while later, only to be stricken later. It’s like I know I don’t feel well but it is not bad enough to see a doctor and get medical leaves… So how? I’m fucked.
Speaking of being fucked, my department female-of-a-dog made her presence felt again and started harping on our duty roosters. This little insignificant act somehow made our life a tad tough and difficult lately. Nevertheless, she never foresees the thunders and lightning we plan throwing (at her… Muahaha…) Never Nevertheless, I always believe, live and let live lah, no need to go to the extremes. Perhaps she had a bad night (sex, or the lacked of it). Luckily though, I am a morally Upright Woddstock, haha. Once you live life in accordance to Celestial Standards which encompass (but not wholly) things like no hanky panky (I cannot explain how important this principle is). If you try to circumvent life and its jurisdiction (just because, YES just because), then assuredly you will be screwed. You know, one thing I have learnt, these bastards will never go away. It’s like one day, when you realize its inquisitiveness, that one fucking day, they will fucking return and fucking haunt you.
On a lighter note, I have decided to swear less. Why? Got baby in the family, not very nice. Just sing Monkey, Gorilla, Chimpanzee… Yup, those kind of things
Next, wife and I were babysitting our baby niece, Chloe on a Friday night. It was tough but merrily fun and uplifting. It’s heartwarming to see her smiling, crying, getting hungry, smiling again after being fed. Well, it’s nice having a baby in the family…
Got my first branded wallet. It is like an ultra luxury for me, I don’t believe in using such an expensive wallet, I mean, WHY? But a Mont Blanc is a Mont Blanc is a Mont Blanc… Just like my significant other’s Gucci is a Gucci is a … Ya, you get the message.
Work still ok, it’s neither too high nor too low, like the stock market; neither here nor there but hey, that’s life. Friends are still fine, sometime being a little too fucker for comfort, but generally still ok. Family and relatives are going strong, like I said, nothing too fanciful. Having said that, I think I’m going to write like once in a blue moon, at the rate things are going. I have nothing much to talk about, nothing to complain and nothing to really FEEL… Damn, not exactly a bad thing but still, it sucks… We can’t have best of all worlds… so how? We eat, grow fat and die. Better for the heart.
Clerks still getting on my nerves, colleagues sometime fucked up, luckily for me, I got my snoopy. On that note, YES, boys and girls, we are now known as Mr & Mrs Snoopy & Woodstock. How did that happen? It started at wee hours (like 4am) of 16 August where we left for Sheares Bridge 21km run. Reach destination, warm up, and off we go for the half marathon. It was painful, after like 6 years of absence (Woodstock) but luckily, we managed to finish in one piece. Went home, shower and when everyone is out, we exchanged our 1 year anniversary gift (first). Then I made her covered her eyes for a surprise… I tied the proposal ring on Inuka (our little bear) and with a bouquet of flowers, I proposed to my lovely Snoopy. The rest is history.
Thank you Honey, for being my beautiful wife and BFF (Best Friend Foever). I’ll try to be your best friend and soulmate I could ever become. And I Love you
Just like my under-the-weather feeling. You see, I got sick recently, or rather, feel sick(ed). Then for some unknown reason, I felt better a while later, only to be stricken later. It’s like I know I don’t feel well but it is not bad enough to see a doctor and get medical leaves… So how? I’m fucked.
Speaking of being fucked, my department female-of-a-dog made her presence felt again and started harping on our duty roosters. This little insignificant act somehow made our life a tad tough and difficult lately. Nevertheless, she never foresees the thunders and lightning we plan throwing (at her… Muahaha…) Never Nevertheless, I always believe, live and let live lah, no need to go to the extremes. Perhaps she had a bad night (sex, or the lacked of it). Luckily though, I am a morally Upright Woddstock, haha. Once you live life in accordance to Celestial Standards which encompass (but not wholly) things like no hanky panky (I cannot explain how important this principle is). If you try to circumvent life and its jurisdiction (just because, YES just because), then assuredly you will be screwed. You know, one thing I have learnt, these bastards will never go away. It’s like one day, when you realize its inquisitiveness, that one fucking day, they will fucking return and fucking haunt you.
On a lighter note, I have decided to swear less. Why? Got baby in the family, not very nice. Just sing Monkey, Gorilla, Chimpanzee… Yup, those kind of things
Next, wife and I were babysitting our baby niece, Chloe on a Friday night. It was tough but merrily fun and uplifting. It’s heartwarming to see her smiling, crying, getting hungry, smiling again after being fed. Well, it’s nice having a baby in the family…
Got my first branded wallet. It is like an ultra luxury for me, I don’t believe in using such an expensive wallet, I mean, WHY? But a Mont Blanc is a Mont Blanc is a Mont Blanc… Just like my significant other’s Gucci is a Gucci is a … Ya, you get the message.
Work still ok, it’s neither too high nor too low, like the stock market; neither here nor there but hey, that’s life. Friends are still fine, sometime being a little too fucker for comfort, but generally still ok. Family and relatives are going strong, like I said, nothing too fanciful. Having said that, I think I’m going to write like once in a blue moon, at the rate things are going. I have nothing much to talk about, nothing to complain and nothing to really FEEL… Damn, not exactly a bad thing but still, it sucks… We can’t have best of all worlds… so how? We eat, grow fat and die. Better for the heart.
Clerks still getting on my nerves, colleagues sometime fucked up, luckily for me, I got my snoopy. On that note, YES, boys and girls, we are now known as Mr & Mrs Snoopy & Woodstock. How did that happen? It started at wee hours (like 4am) of 16 August where we left for Sheares Bridge 21km run. Reach destination, warm up, and off we go for the half marathon. It was painful, after like 6 years of absence (Woodstock) but luckily, we managed to finish in one piece. Went home, shower and when everyone is out, we exchanged our 1 year anniversary gift (first). Then I made her covered her eyes for a surprise… I tied the proposal ring on Inuka (our little bear) and with a bouquet of flowers, I proposed to my lovely Snoopy. The rest is history.
Thank you Honey, for being my beautiful wife and BFF (Best Friend Foever). I’ll try to be your best friend and soulmate I could ever become. And I Love you
