FOUND ON A BABY’S TEE: ALL I WANTED WAS A BACK RUB

30 October 2008
Thursday (32 Degree Celsius)
Night @ 2100 (Singapore Time)
Listen: 断线 by 万芳
Mood: *I am Good*

Yesterday, I found out (the hard way) the hazard of growing old and the fragility of human body. I sneezed a couple of times and sprain my neck muscle. On the third sneeze, I can feel the sudden jot of electrical shock on my neck and the next moment, I can’t really move my neck a lot. How? Die…

Of all life’s joy and humor, I now cannot move my neck freely. To make matter worse, I can hardly check my blind spot without moving my entire body (which is especially bad when I’m driving). Oh well, reach office, told my clerks about it and the first thing on their mind (which translate to their verbal conversation); Better stay away from Bird… Lest he starts scolding them (which I never) and make life difficult (and I protest that). Anyway, it was a long and tiring day, especially with the races going on. It was SO long and tiring that when it rained heavily last night and I didn’t even notice it till this morning while peeing. My mom even navigated my room’s obstacle course without making a noise (I am guessing this, since I was not consciously aware of anything…) and closes the windows. Damn, either I am too washed out or I am too washed out. How? Die Cock

Honey suggests acupuncture at some ulu place for my neck. I readily agreed because neck wasn’t moving in any direction when I woke up this morning and that would normally suggest getting a professional to check it out. Oh well… then the inevitable happened, my tyre was flatted… the best part? I don’t even know when and how… Except that the nail is the culprit (yup THAT Fucking Nail).

How? Die Cock Standing

Honey got some sealant and air canister thingy to temporarily inflate it and with that, we managed to reach a repair shop and get it patched up.

Reach the Traditional Chinese Medical clinic after our favorite pepper lunch at IMM. The doctor see see, poke poke and explain every aspect of my problem… TO MY HONEY. Nabei, dirty old man… Like I transparent like that… CB… I felt like a human subject also. But he is good lah, jab a needle, nudge my back, twist my head, jab another shot on my shoulder and suddenly, the burden was miraculously lifted. I felt so good and alive after like 30 hours of pain and discomfort. Damn… Acupuncture actually works! But still, he is a DOM.

Reach home, cut hair, decided to go Marina Square to do up our house digital voice and got myself another golf bag (a smaller version to house a few clubs; usually for driving range practice session). Since I spent like 1k plus on my irons, I figure it would be prudent to have a couple more accessories haha. It’s like this one… Everything also must buy, then buy already… Feeling lagi happier haha.

Fucking cow… I nearly fell off my chair when I saw my credit card bill… 5K! But I am happy… Cos I am happy. That is something 5K can’t buy, like ever… Also, I have a great Honey whom understand the WHY I am doing WHAT I am doing. Tell me lah, where to find such gems like Honey? In another note, she shed some light on my buddy’s behavior. I shall spare you the details but then, it goes to show how much he respect my life and as a buddy. Enough said.

Was telling honey over lunch today the difference between Stress, Tension and Panic…

Stress is when your wife is pregnant
Tension is when your girlfriend is pregnant
Panic is when both are pregnant.

Honey Honey Honey…. I missed her already

Oh yes, my kid brother owe me the IDD cost. No call back for the past week and see lah, have to call him using my cell to assured mom he is OK! And that wouldn’t come cheap man! haha

HE TALKS BUT NO ONE LISTENS, SO HE SHOT THE BIRD

22 October 2008
Wednesday (30 Degree Celsius)
Night @ 2000 (Singapore Time)
Listen: 断线 by 万芳
Mood: *I am free today*

Finally, I can take a breather…

I have been busy since my kid brother wedding in early September… then my Best friend wedding, then go Phuket, then go Hong Kong, then go ICT… Every week also rushing for time, not to mention a couple of them burnt for races… Oh well…

ICT briefing went exceptionally well, except that I am like the oldest chap there. No kidding, my men/peers/superior all damn young; in their early to mid twenties. So bird is the oldest and most kuai Lan chap around. It’s a strange feeling, putting on my camouflage uniform like 10 years later. I can still fit in (barely) and once in it, vulgarities just spew forth in a damn poetic way that would make Shakespeare blush. I am equally amazing how much time the Army can waste, just so objectives are met…seems like not everything will change for better or for worse, particularly after a decade…

Finally also, compile my kid brother’s letters during my free time today. Honey away for meet-the-buddies-session so here I am, all free to do whatever I need to do… Figuratively speaking, beside the 6 days in Hong Kong, we practically meet like every day/night. Amazing hor… But we enjoy the time together… Awwww. Had dinner alone tonight, it does feel a little weird, without her by my side. Alas, we do need our personal time, sometimes, yes, sometimes, not too often though… heee

Oh yes, organizing a BBQ for my long-time buddies. Hopefully all can turn up, but I seriously doubt it. The most is 2 persons and if I am lucky, 3… Haha, I don’t have many friends and I am not ashamed of it. Why need so many when all you need is a few; carefully selected, through thick and thin and bonded by a single belief of faith and friendship.

Moving on, the Car side winder mirror and LCD panel miraculously recovered! Oh damn, don’t know when would it die on me again but what the heck, that’s life; You win nothing and lose everything.

Since like also, I got nothing much to update, I shall end with a joke… a short one

A lady lost 3 panties in her house. She blamed her maid in front of her husband.

The maid replied: “Sir! You should know very well I don't wear any underwear!"

断线 by 万芳

风筝不该有名字, 卒子不该过河
流浪不该有什么方向
旅途中宝贝你别回头

童年不该长大, 姑娘不该年老
邻居不该在那年搬走
落泪时情人你别掉头

走过的路是一串深浅分明的脚印
寄出的信是一张收不回的心情
不知去向的是忘了昨天的我
爱过的是断了线的你

OH WELL… ANOTHER SAD OLD DAY…

12 October 2008
Sunday (30 Degree Celsius)
Night @ 2130 (Singapore Time)
Listen: No Songs…Brain no strength today
Mood: *I am ok, seriously*

OH WELL… ANOTHER SAD OLD DAY…

It was ok, really… minus a TON of shit, I supposed, it is still OK… but really…

I was in Hong Kong since Tuesday and only got back on Saturday night. It was a nice getaway and a relatively enjoyable experience being my first time in HK. Did the official visit to my HK counterparts and spend some time at night wandering around the shopping area. Bought a couple of books, shot glasses and mugs (yup, restrict to these for my collections… and yes, in those order too).

Reach home, my honey wasn’t feeling too good about my lack of concern/love/understanding/etc. But after a good fillet-o-fish meal, some 2 hours later and with my love birds’ Swarovski crystals series, we are good. Btw, those Love Birds are cute… Will post some in my facebook for the mere mortals to ogre. And Ogre you must… Oh fuck… I’m still in blue… and why? Cos Damn the Car… Seriously

I am beginning not to like my car so much. For all its glory, there are like millions of flaws just waiting to be discovered (sounds like Women… haha). Firstly, the side mirrors refuse to close when I locked the car (via keyless entry), then my car stereo LCD decided to play punk and refuse to light up and now, tyre kena a damn nail. A NAIL!! COME ON, why would any fucker leave nails lying around!!

Cheebye… After one week away, I have tons of mails to look through, millions of blank checks to sign, and still have to service my car. Tomorrow, yes tomorrow, I will have to be at office by 6am and hopefully gone by 9am, so that I could have my car serviced. This ain’t my week… really…

First day in HK kena the cold bug, whole body damn weak and yet still have to walk around, pretend to be interested and worst still, the nose kept losing its seal. Then my golf today was fucking bad. Everybody were hitting like Pro while stupid bird is worst than a novice. Then came the tyre thingy… Told you it was a bad week. Never mind that the World financial markets just crashed for a straight 5 trading days, hitting rock bottom with no depth in sight.

But somehow, that kept me thinking for a while; like how my bonds are performing. BAD Judgment, BAD BAD Judgment. Haiz, hopefully with some effort on the celestial powers thingy, it will rebound in time for me to recoup my losses and establish a cost neutral situation. But then, knowing my luck, alas, some things are better leave unsaid and undefined. Still, the losses are a little hard to stomach, even by my standard… seriously… but hey, that’s life.

To end, let’s enjoy a little humor to kill the time, the blues and help to fill up my page too…

After numerous rounds of "We don't know if Mat Selamat is still alive", ol’ Mat himself decided to send WKS a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.
WKS opened the letter which appeared to contain a single line of coded message:

370HSSV 0773H.

WKS was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Police Commissioner. He and his aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the CID. No one could solve it at the CID so it went to the ISD, then to the MSD.

With no clue as to its meaning, the MSD finally asked their NSF for help. Within a few seconds the NSF called back with this reply: "Tell WKS he's holding the message upside down."

AND SO IT IS

6 October 2008
Monday (30 Degree Celsius)
Night @ 2230 (Singapore Time)
Listen: No Songs…No Songs
Mood: *I am like Tired*

AND SO IT IS… My kid brother, after months of anticipation, blah blah blah, left for the Grand Old Capital. The sending party was ok, mom tears a bit, dad was feeling nonchalant as usual, my Honey and I were busy taking pictures and humoring ourselves. My SIL (Sister in Law) was crying as usual, my kid brother was looking a little sad (haha). Oh well, hope he will enjoy his 3 years sojourn.

JUST LIKE YOU SAID IT WOULD BE; Mom was pretty sad during dinner last night. She saw the leftover prata (those freeze kind) in the freezer and those reminds her of my kid brother. It was partly my fault actually; I should have ate every residual thingy in the fridge that will bring back such memories haha… But then, I am like 67kg and counting… Considering that my BMI is failing badly already, so have to go slow on my eating. Besides that, I think Mom is coping quite well…

LIFE GOES EASY ON ME, MOST OF THE TIME; The car is dying on me… First day was ok, I even took it for a good car wash, never mind that the next day, it was pouring all over Singapore and dirtied the car… Then the car side mirrors refused to open and close properly. Lan Lan, suck thumb… then the Car’s stereo system LCD died. Somehow for some reason, it didn’t light up… Oh fuck. It is these little problem that gets on my nerve. Never mind ALSO that I am leaving for HK tomorrow for the business trip.

AND SO IT IS, THE SHORTER STORY; met up with my HOD at his home this evening. He is looking ok, a little breathless, much slimmer and a little weaker. But besides those, he is doing ok. Just wanted to pay him a courtesy call and to keep him abreast of the department workings… Oh well, Boss, don’t worry, everything is going on fine, just recuperate well and enjoy the time slowly. The department is under good hands, with me in charge Haha… Seriously, if he is not back soon, I might want to take over the entire department and torture every soul in it… muahaha. Oh well…

NO LOVE NO GLORY; I gona missed my honey, my lovey dovey honey. We have been together, meeting non-stop and for the past months, we are inseparable. Looks like this is going to be a long break without seeing the other. However, I find comfort, knowing that I will be seeing both my Brother and Sister in law and my Lovey Dovey Honey soon. Of course, some closer than the other, but meeting nevertheless.

NO HERO IN HER SKY… Also, I have done a little revamp of my blog, removing those I seldom follow these days. Friends whom I thought meant the world to me ain’t exactly so. Yup, I am a little disappointed and upset. Friends whom know me much lesser time took the effort to make us feel at home and going all the way to make sure everything is ok. Maybe I expected too much; Time flies, people changes, and friends whom you thought knows you best turn out otherwise. It is but a sad fact of life. Nonetheless, life’s still good and despite the occasional hiccups, it is actually quite bearable.

Maybe its me, maybe it’s the weather, but I do feel less irritated than normal whenever I sees my lovey dovey, especially with her big round eyes, nicely tied ponytail, and her slightly head tilted glaze, awww, it melts me every time. I’m so gona miss you honey…

To end, let my dear Cookie Monster has something to say about Love (Generic ones lah)

Sometimes me think what is love?
Then me saw the last cookie.
Me give up the last cookie for Honey, Brother and Sister In law…

I missed them already…

THE FANCY YOU CALL FUN

2 October 2008
Thursday (30 Degree Celsius)
Night @ 2030 (Singapore Time)
Listen: 一个像夏天 一个像秋天 by 范玮琪
Mood: *I am Flying*

Wow, today is a real eye opener. I know kids these days are open (minded) but I didn’t know they are that open. In front of me, on my way home in train, are 2 Uniformed clad girls making out. Yesh, making out… They practically touching each other butts, caressing their chest (breast not very formed yet… but hey, these are local girls, so no surprise…). And the greatest shock of all? The train was not too crowded, just good for everyone in the train to witness their public display of affection. And I mean everyone hor… I don’t know what can be worst, they are lesbian or they feeling the other butts.

Call me conservative… but I still believe these affections should be restricted to your private arena. I am not against homosexuality, promiscuity or whatever in vogues these days but please, in the comfort of your bedroom lah. Cow… No need to control such instinctive behavior, something so natural and fun as sexual desire… I mean why restrict ourselves? We should let it all out and have fun… Yes, Have fun in your BEDROOM! Alrighty, made my point…

So what’s been happening man? Nothing much I’m afraid. Still madly in love with my honey, still longing to see her in my waking minutes and still, yes, loving her. Awwww…Oh yes, for once, I uploaded tons of pictures in my facebook account and guess what, I am actually enjoying the process, seeing my pictures with my honey… awwww, those are times to long and remembrance for.

Work? Hmm, going for a business trip to Hong Kong next week for 5 days, then 2 days ICT (some battalion day thingy) and it all wrap up with a trip to the Zoo… that will be fun.

Speaking of fun, I have been sneezing since I’m back from Phuket. Funnily, I have been runny nosing whenever I’m in office and it gets progressively bad (like nose on running tap spoilt) as time goes by. It only becomes better when I reach home and miraculously, my nose stopped runny. Nabei… Think I’m allergic to something or someone in the office but but… who? And what? Oh great…My theory proven on Monday, Tuesday (skipped Wednesday cos of Holiday) and Thursday. Fuck cow… so how now? Lan Lan… Looks like I got to get my own ionizer, to purify the air in my work area…

That’s all for now and I promise, more updates coming… Ya, More… haha

The MTV Version



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一个像夏天 一个像秋天 by 范玮琪

第一次见面看你不太顺眼, 谁知道后来关系那么密切
我们一个像夏天一个像秋天, 却总能把冬天变成了春天

你拖我离开一场爱的风雪, 我背你逃出一次梦的断裂
遇见一个人然后生命全改变, 原来不是恋爱才有的情节

如果不是你我不会相信, 朋友比情人还死心塌地
就算我忙恋爱, 把你冷冻结冰
你也不会恨我, 只是骂我几句

如果不是你我不会确定, 朋友比情人更懂得倾听
我的弦外之音, 我的有口无心
我离不开darling更离不开你

你了解我所有得意的东西, 才常泼我冷水怕我忘形
你知道我所有丢脸的事情, 却为我的美好形象保密