Thursday, November 6, 2008

FOUND ON ANOTHER BABY’S TEE: ALL I WANTED WAS A BLOWJOB

6 November 2008
Thursday (34 Degree Celsius)
Night @ 2200 (Singapore Time)
Listen: 断线 by 万芳
Mood: *I am not very the fucking pleased*

I am not very pleased.

I just lost 30K in my CPF investment account. Last year I did an investment sum of 45K and now it is worth only a third of its value… No words can express my immerse displeasure. I mean, what can have happened to wipe 2/3 of its value off, just like that. Oh yes, I forgot, it is for LONG TERM. That is what people who has no idea, absolutely at all or gave a shit to you would say. I am guessing one for each of the person whom sold me the plans.

And when life is old so B.E.A.U.Tiful , you know there will be some asshole who will fucked it up, dearly. For one, I know shits of the things I am paying for in my insurance and I am not very pleased about that. My insurance agent is crap. Basically just pure shit; never mind he say until like so smart like that. At the end of the day, He is nothing but a whole bollocks of hot fucking air. Come on! Just consolidate all my insurance thingy very difficult meh? Nabei Vagina…

One thing to solve at a time. I want to make sure everything I am paying for in Insurance is what I wanted and actually know what the fuck I am paying for. Fucking cows… As you can see, I am not at all very happy about things now… And whoever fuck get on my nerve, you fucking will die cock standing. I am pretty sure about that too. So stay away, you have been forewarned.

On a happier note (though I am still like shit), my sister-in-law is pregnant and my kid brother is gona be a dad soon (like in another 7 more months). This has got to be the highlight of next year events. My kid little brother is gona be a Dad! Gosh, that’s awesome! And I am going to be an Uncle! And My honey gona be an Aunty! *silence* Errm, Honey honey honey gona be Aunty

Of course, the happiest person on earth (beside my kid brother, sister-in-law, honey, etc etc) has to be my mum. She was practically grinning ear to ear since last morning. And for obvious reason (she has been using the HE to address the baby), she has assumed the little Billy Jr to be… well, Billy Junior. That is, I am guessing too, an equivalent of a BOY. I hate to break the news to her, it is only like 6 weeks, how to know what sex. But then, some things are better left unsaid. Who knows…

Oh yes, Obama is the 44th President of the United States. Damn… Joe Biden is the next Vice President (Double Damned). Someone should vote Sarah Palin and Tina Fey to be the next incumbent. If you know who Palin and Fey are, you are fucking brilliant. Go on, Congrats yourself for being knowledgeable. Sadly, these types of tête-à-tête never ever popped out during discussion with anyone nowadays. It is not the type of conversation that will excite anyone in my circles now. How things have changed. It is no longer politics and social issues but money, sex and brooze, yes, those kinds of things. Just plain oh Human’s issues… Why am I even bothered to carry the burden of such pain and mind numbing recurrences?

At times, I felt like kicking fucking humans, knowing how people around me are like… Laymen? Just a wholesome bunch of Simple Old Folks, trying to make their way home. Mere mortals whom only interests are sex, money and brooze. Maybe, just maybe, love. But I digress…

I don’t have to bear this shit… But then, to what purpose… To what fucking purpose. Here’s a toast to a simple life. I am walking with the masses, with no purpose and no direction. We are lost and we can never ever get out. We are fucked… No, I am fucked. Yes, that sort of drift…

Oh fuck, Just fucking shut the fuck up… seriously

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