FOUND ON A BABY’S TEE: ALL I WANTED WAS A BACK RUB
30 October 2008
Thursday (32 Degree Celsius)
Night @ 2100 (Singapore Time)
Listen: 断线 by 万芳
Mood: *I am Good*
Yesterday, I found out (the hard way) the hazard of growing old and the fragility of human body. I sneezed a couple of times and sprain my neck muscle. On the third sneeze, I can feel the sudden jot of electrical shock on my neck and the next moment, I can’t really move my neck a lot. How? Die…
Of all life’s joy and humor, I now cannot move my neck freely. To make matter worse, I can hardly check my blind spot without moving my entire body (which is especially bad when I’m driving). Oh well, reach office, told my clerks about it and the first thing on their mind (which translate to their verbal conversation); Better stay away from Bird… Lest he starts scolding them (which I never) and make life difficult (and I protest that). Anyway, it was a long and tiring day, especially with the races going on. It was SO long and tiring that when it rained heavily last night and I didn’t even notice it till this morning while peeing. My mom even navigated my room’s obstacle course without making a noise (I am guessing this, since I was not consciously aware of anything…) and closes the windows. Damn, either I am too washed out or I am too washed out. How? Die Cock
Honey suggests acupuncture at some ulu place for my neck. I readily agreed because neck wasn’t moving in any direction when I woke up this morning and that would normally suggest getting a professional to check it out. Oh well… then the inevitable happened, my tyre was flatted… the best part? I don’t even know when and how… Except that the nail is the culprit (yup THAT Fucking Nail).
How? Die Cock Standing
Honey got some sealant and air canister thingy to temporarily inflate it and with that, we managed to reach a repair shop and get it patched up.
Reach the Traditional Chinese Medical clinic after our favorite pepper lunch at IMM. The doctor see see, poke poke and explain every aspect of my problem… TO MY HONEY. Nabei, dirty old man… Like I transparent like that… CB… I felt like a human subject also. But he is good lah, jab a needle, nudge my back, twist my head, jab another shot on my shoulder and suddenly, the burden was miraculously lifted. I felt so good and alive after like 30 hours of pain and discomfort. Damn… Acupuncture actually works! But still, he is a DOM.
Reach home, cut hair, decided to go Marina Square to do up our house digital voice and got myself another golf bag (a smaller version to house a few clubs; usually for driving range practice session). Since I spent like 1k plus on my irons, I figure it would be prudent to have a couple more accessories haha. It’s like this one… Everything also must buy, then buy already… Feeling lagi happier haha.
Fucking cow… I nearly fell off my chair when I saw my credit card bill… 5K! But I am happy… Cos I am happy. That is something 5K can’t buy, like ever… Also, I have a great Honey whom understand the WHY I am doing WHAT I am doing. Tell me lah, where to find such gems like Honey? In another note, she shed some light on my buddy’s behavior. I shall spare you the details but then, it goes to show how much he respect my life and as a buddy. Enough said.
Was telling honey over lunch today the difference between Stress, Tension and Panic…
Stress is when your wife is pregnant
Tension is when your girlfriend is pregnant
Panic is when both are pregnant.
Honey Honey Honey…. I missed her already
Oh yes, my kid brother owe me the IDD cost. No call back for the past week and see lah, have to call him using my cell to assured mom he is OK! And that wouldn’t come cheap man! haha
Thursday (32 Degree Celsius)
Night @ 2100 (Singapore Time)
Listen: 断线 by 万芳
Mood: *I am Good*
Yesterday, I found out (the hard way) the hazard of growing old and the fragility of human body. I sneezed a couple of times and sprain my neck muscle. On the third sneeze, I can feel the sudden jot of electrical shock on my neck and the next moment, I can’t really move my neck a lot. How? Die…
Of all life’s joy and humor, I now cannot move my neck freely. To make matter worse, I can hardly check my blind spot without moving my entire body (which is especially bad when I’m driving). Oh well, reach office, told my clerks about it and the first thing on their mind (which translate to their verbal conversation); Better stay away from Bird… Lest he starts scolding them (which I never) and make life difficult (and I protest that). Anyway, it was a long and tiring day, especially with the races going on. It was SO long and tiring that when it rained heavily last night and I didn’t even notice it till this morning while peeing. My mom even navigated my room’s obstacle course without making a noise (I am guessing this, since I was not consciously aware of anything…) and closes the windows. Damn, either I am too washed out or I am too washed out. How? Die Cock
Honey suggests acupuncture at some ulu place for my neck. I readily agreed because neck wasn’t moving in any direction when I woke up this morning and that would normally suggest getting a professional to check it out. Oh well… then the inevitable happened, my tyre was flatted… the best part? I don’t even know when and how… Except that the nail is the culprit (yup THAT Fucking Nail).
How? Die Cock Standing
Honey got some sealant and air canister thingy to temporarily inflate it and with that, we managed to reach a repair shop and get it patched up.
Reach the Traditional Chinese Medical clinic after our favorite pepper lunch at IMM. The doctor see see, poke poke and explain every aspect of my problem… TO MY HONEY. Nabei, dirty old man… Like I transparent like that… CB… I felt like a human subject also. But he is good lah, jab a needle, nudge my back, twist my head, jab another shot on my shoulder and suddenly, the burden was miraculously lifted. I felt so good and alive after like 30 hours of pain and discomfort. Damn… Acupuncture actually works! But still, he is a DOM.
Reach home, cut hair, decided to go Marina Square to do up our house digital voice and got myself another golf bag (a smaller version to house a few clubs; usually for driving range practice session). Since I spent like 1k plus on my irons, I figure it would be prudent to have a couple more accessories haha. It’s like this one… Everything also must buy, then buy already… Feeling lagi happier haha.
Fucking cow… I nearly fell off my chair when I saw my credit card bill… 5K! But I am happy… Cos I am happy. That is something 5K can’t buy, like ever… Also, I have a great Honey whom understand the WHY I am doing WHAT I am doing. Tell me lah, where to find such gems like Honey? In another note, she shed some light on my buddy’s behavior. I shall spare you the details but then, it goes to show how much he respect my life and as a buddy. Enough said.
Was telling honey over lunch today the difference between Stress, Tension and Panic…
Stress is when your wife is pregnant
Tension is when your girlfriend is pregnant
Panic is when both are pregnant.
Honey Honey Honey…. I missed her already
Oh yes, my kid brother owe me the IDD cost. No call back for the past week and see lah, have to call him using my cell to assured mom he is OK! And that wouldn’t come cheap man! haha
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