I HEART YOU
4 June 2008
Wednesday (29 Degree Celsius)
Night @ 2100 (Singapore Time)
Listen: 伤心地铁 by李宗盛
Mood: *Still Water runs Deep*
Nothing much to update lately… work has been hard these couple of days but still bearable. You can’t be idling everyday of your life right? Right… Anyway had a new intern. She is ok I supposed, a little on the pleasantly plump side though. But its ok…
Today, yours truly had the pleasure of witnessing my first equine vaginal endometrium. Boy it was a sight to behold. We had KY (yes, THAT KY) and a hollow out 45cm, 5cm Dia. paper tube for the insertion. You should have seen the way the Vet spreading the KY on the surface (to ease entry) and slowly accessing (no pun) the horse, all for the sake of a swab requirement. I know, some of you bugs would be tempted to cowpeh about how awful it is to have a tube inserted into the horse’s vaginal. But apparently, if you have seen a horse’s erected penis, this hollow probe is merely a tickle. And Yes, that means its fucking huge. Imagine for a moment its ball (singular) is bigger than my closed fist (by a huge margin), that should give you an idea of how big and long its penis & balls is/are.
Oh yes, did I mention spray and neuter are the horses’ best friends? Yes, most either don’t live long enough to sire their next generation or have had their little boyhood neutered at an early age. Imagine again, all your life, no sex, EVER. Now that’s painful…
Damn it… I really got nothing much to write these days… HOW man? Looks like I need to post a joke to prolong this agony… so here goes
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work.
On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." She was incredibly ticked now. The next day the same parrot again said to her, "Hey the same ugly bitch." The lady was so incensed that she went into the store and said that she will sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager replied profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again.
When the lady walked past the store that night the parrot called to her, "Hey lady." She paused and said, "Yes?"
The bird said, "You know…"
Even my jokes are lame… So help us…
伤心地铁 by 李宗盛
抛开那盟约和你四目相接
想必你的眼里应该隐瞒著更多的细节
他想必狂野让你对我坚心拒绝
他会陪你过今夜他也许就在这列车的某一节
凭一种啊男人的直觉去承受这份残缺
当缘起和缘灭我们的过去已不能重写
我失去了全部的世界在这伤心的地铁
这么伤心欲绝当列车停止在第五街
冬天的纽约冷的这样直接
像是你的拒绝它千真万确让人心淌血
他令你狂野你们爱得轰轰烈烈
他在等你过今夜我知道他在这列车的某一节
那一夜那心里深深的雪
那男人的直觉那伤心的地铁
Wednesday (29 Degree Celsius)
Night @ 2100 (Singapore Time)
Listen: 伤心地铁 by李宗盛
Mood: *Still Water runs Deep*
Nothing much to update lately… work has been hard these couple of days but still bearable. You can’t be idling everyday of your life right? Right… Anyway had a new intern. She is ok I supposed, a little on the pleasantly plump side though. But its ok…
Today, yours truly had the pleasure of witnessing my first equine vaginal endometrium. Boy it was a sight to behold. We had KY (yes, THAT KY) and a hollow out 45cm, 5cm Dia. paper tube for the insertion. You should have seen the way the Vet spreading the KY on the surface (to ease entry) and slowly accessing (no pun) the horse, all for the sake of a swab requirement. I know, some of you bugs would be tempted to cowpeh about how awful it is to have a tube inserted into the horse’s vaginal. But apparently, if you have seen a horse’s erected penis, this hollow probe is merely a tickle. And Yes, that means its fucking huge. Imagine for a moment its ball (singular) is bigger than my closed fist (by a huge margin), that should give you an idea of how big and long its penis & balls is/are.
Oh yes, did I mention spray and neuter are the horses’ best friends? Yes, most either don’t live long enough to sire their next generation or have had their little boyhood neutered at an early age. Imagine again, all your life, no sex, EVER. Now that’s painful…
Damn it… I really got nothing much to write these days… HOW man? Looks like I need to post a joke to prolong this agony… so here goes
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work.
On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." She was incredibly ticked now. The next day the same parrot again said to her, "Hey the same ugly bitch." The lady was so incensed that she went into the store and said that she will sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager replied profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again.
When the lady walked past the store that night the parrot called to her, "Hey lady." She paused and said, "Yes?"
The bird said, "You know…"
Even my jokes are lame… So help us…
伤心地铁 by 李宗盛
抛开那盟约和你四目相接
想必你的眼里应该隐瞒著更多的细节
他想必狂野让你对我坚心拒绝
他会陪你过今夜他也许就在这列车的某一节
凭一种啊男人的直觉去承受这份残缺
当缘起和缘灭我们的过去已不能重写
我失去了全部的世界在这伤心的地铁
这么伤心欲绝当列车停止在第五街
冬天的纽约冷的这样直接
像是你的拒绝它千真万确让人心淌血
他令你狂野你们爱得轰轰烈烈
他在等你过今夜我知道他在这列车的某一节
那一夜那心里深深的雪
那男人的直觉那伤心的地铁
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