Tuesday, June 30, 2009

I HAVE AS MUCH FREEDOM AS A GOLDFISH IN A BOWL

30 June 2008
Sunny Tuesday (35 Degree Celsius)
Night @ 2140 (Singapore Time)
Listen: 诺言 by李翊君
Mood: *WoW”

First thing first… My beloved niece is out today (Finally!)…

Oh my little cutie pie, my sweetie sweetie Chloe … Uncle Woodstock and Auntie Snoopy got a lot of gifts waiting for you, our darling

Heee…

Not to say my days went well…It could be better but alas, who am I to complain?

Took half day to jalan jalan Suntec/Marina Square area, watch Transformer 2. It’s not bad actually… Despite the hype (which is just nice) and the trailers… Damn, Megan Fox is Awesome…You seriously got to see her body… oh well

Honey still hyper-happy and trying so hard to cheer me up. Thanks Honey, Me love you too.

Got to go now… Don’t feel like talking or blogging much… You know, time of the month thingy

Till then, You know I miss you. Yup, all inclusive kind of thing



诺言 by 李翊君

我不明白这世界为什么, 会让我感到那么多伤悲
我不知道相爱的两个人, 留不住一个褪色的诺言
我不了解沧海桑田, 能将一切相信的事改变
我不相信付出过的真心, 要收回就能收回

我不明白人世间的聚散, 只因为我们所谓的缘份
我不知道这是你的藉口, 还是我把爱想得太天真
我不了解天长地久, 要用这么多的寂寞来等
是你让我的心痛一天比一天深

怎奈人在风里 人在雨里人在爱的岁月里漂流
你我不能从头 不能停留不能抗拒命运左右
想挣脱为爱戴的枷锁, 熄灭为爱点亮的灯火
一个破碎的圆破碎的美梦, 留它有什么用
哦......

怎奈人在风里 人在雨里, 人在爱的岁月里漂流
你我不能从头 不能停留, 不能抗拒命运左右
就这样松开寂寞的手, 熄灭为爱点亮的灯火
让爱走, 让爱拥有自己的自由

Monday, June 22, 2009

IN LUMINE TUO VIDEBIMUS LUMEN (IN THY LIGHT SHALL WE SEE THE LIGHT)

22 June 2008
Hot Monday (35 Degree Celsius)
Night @ 2030 (Singapore Time)
Listen: Nothing
Mood: *Where is my cute little Inuka”

This has to be the longest most sought after trilogy like ever… Ok, maybe not so sought after. Following my freedom of speech thingy, the funny thing about democracy is, well to most people anyway, it is like the victor’s glory. That is, whoever has the biggest gun makes the last call. However, as learned humans, democracy does come with its standard definition. Never mind that some people tend to ignore some or all of it. Basically, there are 2 defining principles for democracy; everyone is equal under the law and that everyone has universally recognized Freedom and Liberty.

That is the essence of Democracy and now I shall relate with disgust and sadness how one chap is being charged by legal authority for posting racist blog some time back (in a democratically elected represented country). Similarly how the Danes are punished for their (un)Islamic Prophet’s cartoon. It is like wow, suddenly everyone in the non-infidel world stood up and takes notice. Isn’t the cartoon depiction (child brides, abusing women, drugs and war) part and parcel of their life? You don’t need rocket science to see what their problem but more of it later.

Both (Danes and Singaporean) are merely upholding the principles of Democracy; Freedom. Apparently not everyone shares these similar views; over here at least. We have this peculiar component built into Democracy; that is being socially responsible, that means also, in a nutshell, your speech or views must be responsible socially. Fair enough. But as we know by now, laws are like guidelines, evolving constantly to make sure it is up to time, never too outdated or draconian.

Personally, I do not agree parodying anything religiously significance but I feel as a citizen of the Free world (yup, Singapore is technically a FREE Country), I have to make a stand on the outcry from the Muslim world. It seems (like my post elsewhere), they are living in their own little world, without any connection to the bigger arena. As I have asserted in earlier entries, why should the world admirably be tolerant, disrupting our lives; for a majority to placate a vocal minority according to their standard? Shouldn’t the minority live the way of the masses? Or at least compromise their lifestyle for common good? If history and present facts serve any truth, that compromise is not forth coming anytime soon.

But Seriously…The biggest perpetrator of abuses and multi-substandard treatments come from the Muslim nations and yet they dare speak of our blasphemies. Given, we are no saints but at least there is this core belief of universal democracy and justices (even China lor). My point is that this vocal minority (having made the BIGGEST NOISE) are unwilling to compromise on anything and still hold the views that everything the rest of the world’s doing is either WRONG, degrading, exploitative or trying to sabo them… I mean, wow, seriously dude?

Peace will only come when they finally wise up and realize that their current tactics and ideology is completely bonkers. Then again, if they really wanted peace and prosperity, they would have just gone the Japanese way; go pacifist, build their human capital, grow rich and fuck cow. Do you think the Israelis would be anything but happy with a prosperous and peaceful neighbors who just happened to fuck sheeps (read previous jokes)?

But of course they can't have/do that, not when their most cherished values; involving the destruction of an entire race is at stake. So in the context of their ideology of death; their actions are completely comprehensible. Did I mention their heaven also comes with a whole harem of naked virgins waiting to service them… And you know what is scary? Every single M-F88Ker in their world believes so…

Added to this, is the fact that the rest of the Arab-Middle East Islamic world views the Palestinian people as a useful tool and a pesky thorn in Israel's side, and so they funnel arms, monies, and ideology to help ensure that the Palestinians never wise up and stop fighting. Iran, for example, backs Hamas. The rest of the Muslim world just watch and eat popcorn (or whatever they eat down there).

Think about it…Why Israel chose, of all times, to attack. I can give several reasons. Firstly, the truce between Hamas and others had long expired, and there was sufficient domestic support for a hard strike. I mean if my neighbor kept taunting me with his silly antics, I will too. Especially hard on the nose and make sure he does time in the hospital for a long long time.

Two, Obama's presidency. Despite his spoken support for the Jewish community, and their support to him, Israel apparently has found enough reasons to doubt his commitment to them, so what can be a better reason to test his resilience and steadfastness to them? Yes, Whack them buggers’ silly…

Third, Oil Prices. Hamas' biggest backer is Iran, who provides them with funds and arms. Some setbacks now since their last haul was hijack/destroyed; when the shipment was routing via Sudan. So, now that the current low oil prices translate to lower profits and hence funds from Iran should comparatively be dropping too. And hence if Hamas is destroyed, unlike the previous round, Iran is unable to resurrect it, due to lack of funds and economic clout. In the end, after all the wind wind rain rain, money talks. No money, don’t say Iran don’t help, even Hamas also play each other out. Don’t get me started on Ideology thingy.

B.I.L.L.I.A.N.T

And finally, think about it: Israel undoubtedly has the ability to massacre the entire Palestinian population, IF THEY SO CHOOSES. If the situations were reversed, what do you think would happened?

B.I.N.G.O

Next episode (or whenever I have the mood), let’s move on to what we can do…

Thursday, May 28, 2009

I LOOKED UP MY FAMILY TREE AND FOUND OUT I WAS THE SAP

28 May 2008
Sunny Thursday (30 Degree Celsius)
Night @ 2040 (Singapore Time)
Listen: 换季 by 黄丽玲
Mood: *Go West”

So what did I do these couple of weeks… I don’t really know… Everything just whizz pass, like no brakes, no feelings, nothing spectacular…

I know I’m down with a slight irritating cold. Took care of that by medication but there is so much you can self medicated without overdosing and died in the process… Ermm

Moving on, Snoopy & Woodstock went Science Center yesterday. And oh my goodness, I haven’t seen so many cute little pre-schoolers, still sort-of cute lower primary and of course the not very pleasant lower secondary kids (whom I mistaken for animals… most of the time).

And since we are on the topic of animals, we were once again reminded of Edison when he was in town last month. I mean, for everything that he did, does and might still be doing, his legion of females fans are still mobbing him and wish (sometime aloud) that instead they were the ones caught without their linens… but seriously…

Wisdom does follow some of the PAP saying; like Live & let Live lah… Instead of lashing out at Edison, like what feisty Cecilia Cheung and jittery Gillian Chung are doing, sometime, what they need is really to sit down, shut up and just suck it (think about it, I mean). Cos, at the end of it, who is really to blame?

It's all about "you rub my back and I'll rub yours plus more" when everything's fine and dandy, but where's the love when the milk turns sour? Where is the “I follow you to world ends”, “I Love you deep deep, you love me long long”… ok, so the last one sounds wrong but seriously…

Well, the moral of the story is: one must be flexible lah. Like some news reported today, the Taliban are using sheep to detect mines. They send them into a field and if they're blown up, they have dinner.

If they make it through alive, they have a date. Works perfectly.

Now, that is what I can flexibility. Simply put, if your milk turns sour, feed to Kwek’s cat with it. Okay, perhaps that's a bad idea and besides, he is my buddy. I should be suggesting that you save it for my cantankerous neighbour instead. That would teach him/her a thing a two about housing a whole bunch of foreign trash in his little apartment (I knew I was right when I said you should do unto others as you would have them do to you; but I digress...)

So how now? I go fuck cow… Brb

何必可惜 by 林佳儀

這樣說分手, 你不需要訝異
我忍了好久才下了決定
甜蜜的話語, 已不能再讓我動心
因為我被你傷的太徹底

愛不是可以分享的東西, 不應該當成遊戲
如果不能成為你的唯一, 我選擇放棄, 默默離去

你可以帶走你的心, 我寧願孤獨也不要同情
我告訴我自己, 再痛的淚滴, 都能夠輕易的被撫平

你可以帶走你的心, 那謊言請你說給別人聽
我告訴我自己, 決不再哭泣
既然你不懂珍惜, 我何必可惜

Saturday, May 9, 2009

WHEN THE ENEMIES AT THE GATE, THE KING AND CARDINAL ARE BOSOM FRIENDS

9 May 2008
Sunny Saturday (30 Degree Celsius)
Morning @ 0940 (Singapore Time)
Listen: 换季 by 黄丽玲
Mood: *Duckies cute… Expensively Cute”

What an uneventful weeks… not that I care… so what are the latest news?

Headline Number 1: AWARE saga has proven my hypothesis that Give Women some Power, they think they own the World. Don’t even get me started on lady bosses…

Headline Number 2: Tomorrow is OSIM Day (oops, I mean Mother’s Day). You should see how much effort OSIM and its Spokesperson, Jeannette Aw are doing… You SHOULD have seen the OSIM USqeeze Advertisement by Jeannette… Wow, She is like orgasm-ing every minute the machine nip and tuck her weary legs… Damn, I got to have one of those (which I did but for other reason)…

Headline Number 3: Still on Jeannette… Pity she didn’t win any prizes at the Star awards by MediaCOCK. Pity man, it’s a SHAME, it’s a SHAM!!! Just because she refuse to sleep with the Top Bosses!!! You know, someday, someone or something will definitely sue me…

Headline Number 4: Boring story, almost STALE I tell you but well… Mat Selemat is caught. Who the fuck is he? For one, he made the Interior Minister look damn Cock when he say it is an accident (Mat’s escape, not his cock), let’s MOVE ON. Worse still, he made our wonderful boys/men at ISD (Internal Security) look like a Cock (my dictionary a little retard lately). Now that he is caught, I supposed he will be thrashed within an inch of his Cock life, in Malaysia (where he is caught) and in Singapore when he is extradited back. It is only a matter of time he will be condemned to live out his Cock life behind bars like forever. Don’t mess with the XXX…

Headline Number 5: Our babies collections are growing as we speak. Yes! Just last night, I was cowpeh-ing about my financial standing and how we ought to eat at food court and not some fancy restaurant (to save cost)… We bought 2 terribly overpriced baby duckies (call Zippy by the way) without batting an eyelid. It was not cheap, these Damn CUTE soft toys… On hindsight, we should have settled for the baby seal which is like only a fraction of the duckies’ cost. Oh well…

On a damn side note, I now know the importance of personal personal hygiene. I was a little apprehensive, maybe, just maybe a little frustrated by the recent spate of infection. It was itch, it discolored a bit and in the end, I was worrying a litte. But I no anyhow wander, I no anyhow poke poke see see… Cannot be right? Anyway, as of print time, it has gone back to its original color and no more itchiness… Damn, it feels good… Finally.

Reminds me of a good joke… American Jack had good times with Chinese Pros(s) and return to US with a discolored Dick. Almost turning black, he seeks help. Doc looks concerned and said,

“Well, Jack, its Chinese VD (Venereal Disease) and we have to amputate it”…
“Hell no and screw yourself!” Said Jack and he seeks a second opinion with a Chinese Sinseh
“Oh” said Chinese Sinseh, “Its Chinese VD”
“Yaya, you old prick, I know its Chinese VD… My doc says amputation…” Said Jack irritably
“Stupid American doctors, everything also amputate…Don’t worry big ugly Jack, 2 more days, dick fall off by itself”

And Yes, I promise you an entry(s) about democracy… Yes yes, I am still working on it… Bear with me and have faith ok… I got a life that encompass me reading at least 5 pages of The Economics every day and making sure I don’t get sack. Till then, have fun and be safe. Remember, it is not ONLY about you.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

VOX CLAMANTIS IN DESERTO (THE VOICE OF ONE CRYING IN THE WILDERNESS)

7 April 2008
Gloomy Tuesday (32 Degree Celsius)
Evening @ 1840 (Singapore Time)
Listen: 乘虚而入 by 苏永康Mood: *Inuka cute… beary cute”

Today I read with disgust a HR policy that basically affects everybody BUT the minority. I am even inclined to think of inciting a civil disobedience just to prove my point. The story is, somewhere down the road, someone or something decided to voice their concern about having pork or more aptly, non-halal things in the canteen. A canteen that is shared by hundreds of others that is not quite, well, like them, Literally.

In a nutshell, I assumed that something have decided that they have had enough of seeing infidels sharing the spaces with them and worst still, eating non-conforming food. So they decided to pressure enough people by ways of

1. Sensitivity to their Needs
2. Consideration to their wants

But what of the Beers? The Cigarettes?? And the idle talk, the gambling and the Oh so Lusty eyes on the office ladies? Oh and you think I am blind, or even oblivious to these? You think I no read your book? What I don’t say doesn’t mean I don’t know, it’s just that I don’t care… Now that I do care… You can see the epitome of double standard smack on your face, hard.

Seriously, What is wrong with a little PORK and Lard around? We don’t even force feed them onto you or complain why you go around fucking, having pre-marital sex, early sex and funny sex, do we? SO why are you making life so difficult for us, the Majority!

What I feel? Fuck them.
Yes and while we are at it, FUCK them hard.

Since when do majority have to give in to the whims and fancy of the minority… all for what? Racial Harmony? WHY can’t they accommodate the masses and live within OUR way of life? Since when do they have the rights to hijack our god damn rights? I Live and Breathe PORK and LARD. And if anyone whom even thinking of getting my birth rights, Screw You!

Of course, if these really do get out and into the public sphere, I can look forward to a nice cell with them as my companion. Really, the things the government does to make peace with our fucking-no-pride-highly-corrupted-idiosyncrasies neighbors. ARREST ME!! And WHILE you are at it, Make me a MARTYR standing up for my fellow Chinese Singaporean RIGHTS!!

But then, Bird has (and I repeat) everything but balls and following that logic, I must apologies, sincerely, if I do offend anyone by my outburst. I am just making my point and this is after all a free country (no, really). However, if I do get charged and sentence to life, you can then make the judgment call. I believe in our judiciary system, my faith in the ruling party and its values and more importantly, what is stands for. But I also believe that if we do not speak out now (just like the common folks in Nazi Germany), there might come a time we may not have the voice left when they (non-infidels) do come for me.

No seriously… Let me reiterate the necessity of it all. For a start, it rhymes with masturbation…Yes! Democracy!! And No, it has no being whatsoever with masturbation but I got your attention, didn’t I?
So, then what is democracy? What is the essence, the reasons, the what-ever fucking ideology that comes with it? Watch this space

Sunday, March 1, 2009

WE LIVE, WE DIE AND THE WHEEL ON MY CAR GO ROUND AND ROUND

1 March 2009
Sunday (29 Degree Celsius)
Rainy Afternoon @ 1600 (Singapore Time)
Listen: 天天看到你by 阿杜
Mood: *No Feelings ah*

It has been a while ya… Where did I go then? What did I do? I mean WTF did I do?

Firstly, I was busying prepping for my first In-Camp Training (ICT). Before I get myself in, I needed to settle my civilian lives’ matters… Like like… My Day Job (I do have a job that pays for my bills you know…), my love life (Pacifying my little snoopy) and making damn sure all my bills are paid. On top of that, my little brother and SIL came back for a visit too. Wish I could spend more time with them but alas, wrong timing… Well, still awaiting the arrival of my cute little niece, awww

Anyway, back to ICT, it was not a bad experience, really. It was physically demanding (and I have to hear all my Chee Bye friends saying how relax ICT) and mentally draining. I guess I am just unlucky, having to do my ICT in an Infantry Unit and on top of that, specializing in defence position (Think Built up Trenches). In addition to the training demands, I have to meet some chee bye troopers. Oh well, I managed to post all the cheebye out of my platoon. I am guessing all the rest of the commanders are doing it too… You should have seen the people arrowed to be posted elsewhere. Just one glance you knew straight that they are platoon/company rejects. Oh well, we all made our choices (them included) and so… It’s the survival of the fittest and adaptability. Too bad…

Did the ICT humble me? I can’t really say. My goosey was telling me that I look like me kind of enjoying it. I guess so. I mean, I have to do it, by left, right or center. So… I might as well do a good job and while I am at it, be positive too. What I learnt from this short annual military stint is confidence and the right attitude to handle all kinds of situation; good or bad. It is life, it’s ain’t sweet and the worst thing is, you can’t choose. But still, I am also pretty glad it is over and Yes, another 9 years awaits. I think I did a pretty good job and it will be commented via a citation (end of course report to my head of department). So I get to be confident, to the best of my morals and ability, bonding with the men, keeping fit, and still gets commended. In summation, it is good.

Moving on, I also get to see the most beautiful rainbow after this heaviest rainfall during one of my many outfield exercises. It was beautiful. Without a doubt but alas, my silly little goose was not with me then… Never mind, we have many more rainbows to catch…

Speaking of my silly goose, we just watched Marley and Me at Suntec. It was an ok movie actually, nothing spectacular, nothing emotional-ly. Well, to me at least. Still, silly goose is a silly goose and she goes sniffing and tearing away. Gosh, my silly little goosey.

With that I ended my otherwise dull month. Oh well, we live, we die and the wheels on my car still go round and round. How is that for a start?



天天看到你 by 阿杜

一开始就误会, 关于你的倔强和不妥协
一离开就后悔, 因为你爱的很坚决

我被缠在一些傻问题, 譬如说用什么爱你
如果我就这样离去, 我的心会碎的像玻璃

天天看到你, 却产生了距离
爱越热心越冷的关系
也许这是我不够勇气, 去解开你防卫的外衣

天天看到你, 是习惯和必须
不可能跟可能, 我的心面对分离
Oh~ 我才知道自己有多爱你

Sunday, February 1, 2009

HAPPY BIRD DAY, WOODSTOCK

1 February 2009
Sunday (29 Degree Celsius)
Windy Afternoon @ 1700 (Singapore Time)
Listen: This Kiss by Faith Hill
Mood: *It’s a not moving Procreating Blind Deer*

Happy Birthday bird/Woodstock

We hope you have the best of everything; good health for love ones, happiness and still happiness.

Thank you so much…

Especially my sunshine Snoopy whom got me a surprise birthday cake… Awww

Honey, I love you so muchie and I promised to be a nice little Woodstock for you and you only.

Muaks

And so we be; eat, drink & be merry.



This Kiss by Faith Hill

I don’t want another heartbreak, I don’t need another turn to cry
I don’t want to learn the hard way, Baby, hello, oh, no, goodbye
But you got me like a rocket, shooting straight across the sky
It’s the way you love me
It’s a feeling like this
It’s centrifugal motion
It’s perpetual bliss
It’s that pivotal moment
It’s, ah, impossible

This kiss, this kiss (Unstoppable)
This kiss, this kiss

Cinderella said to Snow White, how does love get so off course
All I wanted was a white knight, with a good heart, soft touch, fast horse
Ride me off into the sunset, Baby, I’m forever yours
You can kiss me in the moonlight, on the rooftop under the sky
You can kiss me with the windows open, while the rain comes pouring inside
Kiss me in sweet slow motion, let’s let everything slide
You got me floating, you got me flying

To the love of my life; my kidney, liver and heart and well, everything

Honey, I truly deeply ultra-ly love you

Muaks