Saturday, May 9, 2009

WHEN THE ENEMIES AT THE GATE, THE KING AND CARDINAL ARE BOSOM FRIENDS

9 May 2008
Sunny Saturday (30 Degree Celsius)
Morning @ 0940 (Singapore Time)
Listen: 换季 by 黄丽玲
Mood: *Duckies cute… Expensively Cute”

What an uneventful weeks… not that I care… so what are the latest news?

Headline Number 1: AWARE saga has proven my hypothesis that Give Women some Power, they think they own the World. Don’t even get me started on lady bosses…

Headline Number 2: Tomorrow is OSIM Day (oops, I mean Mother’s Day). You should see how much effort OSIM and its Spokesperson, Jeannette Aw are doing… You SHOULD have seen the OSIM USqeeze Advertisement by Jeannette… Wow, She is like orgasm-ing every minute the machine nip and tuck her weary legs… Damn, I got to have one of those (which I did but for other reason)…

Headline Number 3: Still on Jeannette… Pity she didn’t win any prizes at the Star awards by MediaCOCK. Pity man, it’s a SHAME, it’s a SHAM!!! Just because she refuse to sleep with the Top Bosses!!! You know, someday, someone or something will definitely sue me…

Headline Number 4: Boring story, almost STALE I tell you but well… Mat Selemat is caught. Who the fuck is he? For one, he made the Interior Minister look damn Cock when he say it is an accident (Mat’s escape, not his cock), let’s MOVE ON. Worse still, he made our wonderful boys/men at ISD (Internal Security) look like a Cock (my dictionary a little retard lately). Now that he is caught, I supposed he will be thrashed within an inch of his Cock life, in Malaysia (where he is caught) and in Singapore when he is extradited back. It is only a matter of time he will be condemned to live out his Cock life behind bars like forever. Don’t mess with the XXX…

Headline Number 5: Our babies collections are growing as we speak. Yes! Just last night, I was cowpeh-ing about my financial standing and how we ought to eat at food court and not some fancy restaurant (to save cost)… We bought 2 terribly overpriced baby duckies (call Zippy by the way) without batting an eyelid. It was not cheap, these Damn CUTE soft toys… On hindsight, we should have settled for the baby seal which is like only a fraction of the duckies’ cost. Oh well…

On a damn side note, I now know the importance of personal personal hygiene. I was a little apprehensive, maybe, just maybe a little frustrated by the recent spate of infection. It was itch, it discolored a bit and in the end, I was worrying a litte. But I no anyhow wander, I no anyhow poke poke see see… Cannot be right? Anyway, as of print time, it has gone back to its original color and no more itchiness… Damn, it feels good… Finally.

Reminds me of a good joke… American Jack had good times with Chinese Pros(s) and return to US with a discolored Dick. Almost turning black, he seeks help. Doc looks concerned and said,

“Well, Jack, its Chinese VD (Venereal Disease) and we have to amputate it”…
“Hell no and screw yourself!” Said Jack and he seeks a second opinion with a Chinese Sinseh
“Oh” said Chinese Sinseh, “Its Chinese VD”
“Yaya, you old prick, I know its Chinese VD… My doc says amputation…” Said Jack irritably
“Stupid American doctors, everything also amputate…Don’t worry big ugly Jack, 2 more days, dick fall off by itself”

And Yes, I promise you an entry(s) about democracy… Yes yes, I am still working on it… Bear with me and have faith ok… I got a life that encompass me reading at least 5 pages of The Economics every day and making sure I don’t get sack. Till then, have fun and be safe. Remember, it is not ONLY about you.

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