THE FEET OF THE DUCK WENT OVER THE FENCE BEFORE THE TAIL

27 August 2008
Cloudy Thursday (28 Degree Celsius)
Evening @ 1740 (Singapore Time)
Listen: 诺言 by李翊君
Mood: *duh”

It has been a while. Not a long while but long enough to feel the absence.

Just like my under-the-weather feeling. You see, I got sick recently, or rather, feel sick(ed). Then for some unknown reason, I felt better a while later, only to be stricken later. It’s like I know I don’t feel well but it is not bad enough to see a doctor and get medical leaves… So how? I’m fucked.

Speaking of being fucked, my department female-of-a-dog made her presence felt again and started harping on our duty roosters. This little insignificant act somehow made our life a tad tough and difficult lately. Nevertheless, she never foresees the thunders and lightning we plan throwing (at her… Muahaha…) Never Nevertheless, I always believe, live and let live lah, no need to go to the extremes. Perhaps she had a bad night (sex, or the lacked of it). Luckily though, I am a morally Upright Woddstock, haha. Once you live life in accordance to Celestial Standards which encompass (but not wholly) things like no hanky panky (I cannot explain how important this principle is). If you try to circumvent life and its jurisdiction (just because, YES just because), then assuredly you will be screwed. You know, one thing I have learnt, these bastards will never go away. It’s like one day, when you realize its inquisitiveness, that one fucking day, they will fucking return and fucking haunt you.

On a lighter note, I have decided to swear less. Why? Got baby in the family, not very nice. Just sing Monkey, Gorilla, Chimpanzee… Yup, those kind of things

Next, wife and I were babysitting our baby niece, Chloe on a Friday night. It was tough but merrily fun and uplifting. It’s heartwarming to see her smiling, crying, getting hungry, smiling again after being fed. Well, it’s nice having a baby in the family…

Got my first branded wallet. It is like an ultra luxury for me, I don’t believe in using such an expensive wallet, I mean, WHY? But a Mont Blanc is a Mont Blanc is a Mont Blanc… Just like my significant other’s Gucci is a Gucci is a … Ya, you get the message.

Work still ok, it’s neither too high nor too low, like the stock market; neither here nor there but hey, that’s life. Friends are still fine, sometime being a little too fucker for comfort, but generally still ok. Family and relatives are going strong, like I said, nothing too fanciful. Having said that, I think I’m going to write like once in a blue moon, at the rate things are going. I have nothing much to talk about, nothing to complain and nothing to really FEEL… Damn, not exactly a bad thing but still, it sucks… We can’t have best of all worlds… so how? We eat, grow fat and die. Better for the heart.

Clerks still getting on my nerves, colleagues sometime fucked up, luckily for me, I got my snoopy. On that note, YES, boys and girls, we are now known as Mr & Mrs Snoopy & Woodstock. How did that happen? It started at wee hours (like 4am) of 16 August where we left for Sheares Bridge 21km run. Reach destination, warm up, and off we go for the half marathon. It was painful, after like 6 years of absence (Woodstock) but luckily, we managed to finish in one piece. Went home, shower and when everyone is out, we exchanged our 1 year anniversary gift (first). Then I made her covered her eyes for a surprise… I tied the proposal ring on Inuka (our little bear) and with a bouquet of flowers, I proposed to my lovely Snoopy. The rest is history.

Thank you Honey, for being my beautiful wife and BFF (Best Friend Foever). I’ll try to be your best friend and soulmate I could ever become. And I Love you

IT’S A B.E.A.U.TIFUL DAY, NOW WATCH SOME ASSHOLE FUCKED IT UP

29 July 2008
Cloudy Wednesday (30 Degree Celsius)
Night @ 2140 (Singapore Time)
Listen: 诺言 by李翊君
Mood: *WoW”

Well… been a while since I last updated anything here… so let’s get on with it

Firstly, I started on my remedial training, complimentary of the Singapore Armed Forces (or RT in short). After my first 3km run up the steep slope (3 x 1km = 3 rounds up that fucking slope), I can’t really feel anything waist down. And you know what can be worst? The pain shot up after day 2 and gets progressively bad till I practically had to grab onto the handrails during descent and walking up the stairs. And when you think you hit shit bottom, things get better; my only entry to my work place consist of a 30 flight of stairs up and 30 down… Plus Lunch, Off work, sometime kena arrow to Admin Building… Little wonder how I can live, eat, sleep and grow fat… oh well…

But then hor, things get slightly better after 4 days of rest (beside walking like a duck). Now I can run the slopes (3km per session) and clocking better timing every time. I guess it all boils down to perseverance and determination. Both of which, I am sorely lacking… why?

Firstly, you really need that FULL burst and CONSTANT burning FIRE to run anything related to being Damn Siong (think marathon). I used to clock full marathons (halfs’ are like morning PT like that) and never look back. WHY? Because I got that fucking FIRE inside; all the wrongs people did to me, the humiliation, backstabbing, ego trips (yes that too). EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE in this fucking world are against me. It is these sorrowful agonies that fuel my run! YA, BABY! FUCKING BURN!

And now? I grow fat, constantly smiling, feeling like 9th heaven every minute of my life… Because? I am happily in love with Snoopy and we are going for the long haul… Awww, so tell me lah, if one is as blissful as me, where got that damn fire? So how? Nowadays I just run and kept only the happy thoughts. Difficult but not impossible. Also, I needed the run lah for another 2 reasons…

I am going for the Half Marathon on the 16th of August and besides, I am an overachiever. I don’t want to fucking waste my time fucking idle during the 2 hourly session of RT. I saw so many CB around, all slacking and practically wasting their fucking god-damn life away. Oh well, like I said, to each its own… They happy, no die while running or walking (thank goodness) can liao.

ANYWAY

Beside the RT Session (another 1 RT to go and here-I-come second phase – which is like more damn CB siong), I really haven’t do much… Oh well…

Last Sunday went for the Children Society Walkathon. The week before was idling around malls, shopping for Nike Lunar Series Shoes, bought this, get those and played a 9-hole Golf (Company Games) yesterday. Haven’t been playing for a while (my procrastination, mostly) and since last night, my whole body is burning (under direct sun for 2 hours) and aching (the SWING dude, THE SWINGS).

Ok, way beside that, maybe I could start another trilogy soon, just needs the fucking inspiration…

Oh but apparently, if you are like me, then having inspiration is like procrastination; You feel fucking good initially, but then in the end, you are only fucking yourself… And to fucking start with, my idea is certainly one of strong beliefs. Roughly, it divided the fucking world into two camps: enemies who needed to be crushed, and allies who, because they are CB wimps, have to be told what to do.

And then how?

We eat, sleep, grow fat and FUCKING DIE!!!

LUX ET VERITAS (LIGHT & TRUTH)

2 July 2008
Cloudy Thursday (30 Degree Celsius)
Night @ 2040 (Singapore Time)
Listen: 诺言 by李翊君
Mood: *WoW”

The Biggest problem is that they do not see themselves as the problem. It could be the byproduct of affirmative action’s (Bumiputra and American’s Blacks) but I suppose it is much easier to wriggle their way out of misery by blaming everything foreign and laying destruction to others. I mean what else can they do? No job, no money, no honey… with such pent up amount of energy, it is like a steam cooker at orgasm point. Like no Chu Stunt cannot sleep the night away like that…

That brought me to a similar argument I read lately the co-relation between the number of Males (increase) to war (also increase). It goes like this; somewhere in the 19th to 20th Century, China has a problem, a BIG problem; the ruling dynasty is decaying, the people are suffering from disasters after disasters and western nations are at its doorstep. To make matter worst, they have like a BIG disproportionate amount of males versus the females. All these free, nothing better to do males with no spouses, are roaming the city and countryside, looking for an avenue to release their energy. So what they do? They started the biggest civil war in Chinese history which crippled their feudal lord.

Now back to the 21st Century, we have so many unemployed youth and men roaming their streets and these are god-given natural resources for distorted views and actions. We could even see a replay of the Chinese civil war, albeit on a larger scale, Much Larger. Give it time…

Another BIG problem is their Rich are not at all bothered with their poorer brethrens. Take Palestine for example. If the Arabs are genuinely concern about their plight, they would have done all they could, like economically embargoed Israel to rebuilding Palestinian with all their Oil riches. But No… They just make empty cow-pehing when Israel launches assault after assault to rid the extremists, and after all that, retire back to their palace, ticking off their scheduler like it’s just another daily to-do list.

To put my point succinctly, no one cares about the poor. Because, technically they are not Arabs, Not Persian, Not quite Egyptians, not exactly Syrian… See my point? Did I mention they are poor? Very poor in fact and with no resources other than droves of unemployed youth (and that permeate the cycle of extremism).

I am always for secularism. I believe in the division of State and religion.

Recently some Muslim chaps even suggest making all food places halal for…. communal bonding (so everyone can eat together in the same table). Wow, B.I.L.L.I.A.N.T leh…

But it did happen, at least in some food courts (entirely halal) and of course my canteen…

My feel is, Singapore is basically a conservative society and the norm is one of multi-racial and stable family structure. We build our life based on consensus, as with most Asian society. However, we also recognize that Muslim (for example) is a part of our society. They have a place and are entitled to their religious rights and private lives. So I am perfectly fine to see headscarves or Arabian Gown (those covering head to toe…) in public spaces, but to push their lifestyle into our’s? Halal Foodcourt?

I believed majority of Singaporeans want a stable multi-racial & religious society with traditional family values and yet encompassing spaces for people of different faith, sexuality and beliefs to live their private lives and contribute to the society. Therefore, we should not be pressured into changing this position or flirting with this intent to change, especially now that the minority group expanded their view with somewhat louder than usual call for change in status quo.

Thus, the only way forward for a space in our society is to accept the formal and informal limits which reflect the equilibrium that our society can and will prepare to accept, and not to assert them stridently as other religious groups do elsewhere.

In a diverse, multi-racial and multi-religious Singapore, every group, religious or secular, should exercise restraint and show mutual respect and tolerance. If any group pushes its agenda too aggressively, then there will be backlash from other groups. Then how? We will be lead to disintegration and perhaps even civil war.

I am not advocating discontentment or inciting hatred. As I always asserted, the minority should not and cannot hijack and shove their ideology to the masses. Anyone could do whatever they want, in the comfort of their living spaces (like Homosexuality) and most of us (including the Government) don’t really need to know or care. Seriously, who even care about the famous penal code 337A (the Anal sex thingy) but still, the Gay rights advocates make such a loud din over it. To bring forth your insistence that certain issues and stakes be change to accommodate your needs, that is treason! And in my regime, you will be thoroughly drown in warm beer and be fed to the lions…

So how now? I cowpeh and go back to sleep…

And perhaps wait for the police to knock on my door… or I might be assassinated… Oh well, at least I tried. Even if I am condemned because of my reasoning, then let my maker be my witness…

End of Trilogy …

Now for some Fun stuffs…

A friend died this January but Bank still billed her for February, March etc for their monthly service charge on her credit card, and then added late fees and interest on top of the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00... Now it is somewhere around $60.00. I called the Bank…

Me: "I am calling to tell you that she died in January."
Bank: "Sir, the account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply."
Me: "Erm, Ok… maybe, you should turn it over to collections, perhaps?"
Bank: "Since it is 2 months past due, it already has been."
Me: "So… what exactly will they do when they find out she is dead?"
Bank: "Either report her account to the frauds division, or to the credit bureau, maybe both!"
Me: "Hmmm, do you think God will be mad at her?"
Bank:"...excuse me...?"
Me: "Did you even get what I was trying to tell you... the part about her being, like dead?"
Bank: "Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor!" (Supervisor gets on the phone)
Me: "I'm calling to tell you, she died in January…"
Bank: "Oh, the account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply."
Me: "So you mean you want to collect from her estate?"
Bank: ".....(stammer).... Errm could you fax us a certificate of death?"
Me: "Sure."
(Fax number is given)
(After they get the fax.)
Bank: "Our system just isn't setup for death"
Me: "Oh...really…"
Bank: "I don't know what more I can do to help.."
Me: "Well... you could just keep billing her, I suppose... Don't really think she will care...."
Bank: "The late fees and charges do still apply."
Me: "Right, right…. Would you like her new billing address then?"
Bank: "That might help."
Me: "Lim Chu Kang Cemetery (plot number given.)
Bank: "Sir, that's a cemetery!"
Me: "That’s right, so exactly what do you do with dead people on your planet then?"

SO our Maker Helps us all…

I HAVE AS MUCH FREEDOM AS A GOLDFISH IN A BOWL

30 June 2008
Sunny Tuesday (35 Degree Celsius)
Night @ 2140 (Singapore Time)
Listen: 诺言 by李翊君
Mood: *WoW”

First thing first… My beloved niece is out today (Finally!)…

Oh my little cutie pie, my sweetie sweetie Chloe … Uncle Woodstock and Auntie Snoopy got a lot of gifts waiting for you, our darling

Heee…

Not to say my days went well…It could be better but alas, who am I to complain?

Took half day to jalan jalan Suntec/Marina Square area, watch Transformer 2. It’s not bad actually… Despite the hype (which is just nice) and the trailers… Damn, Megan Fox is Awesome…You seriously got to see her body… oh well

Honey still hyper-happy and trying so hard to cheer me up. Thanks Honey, Me love you too.

Got to go now… Don’t feel like talking or blogging much… You know, time of the month thingy

Till then, You know I miss you. Yup, all inclusive kind of thing



诺言 by 李翊君

我不明白这世界为什么, 会让我感到那么多伤悲
我不知道相爱的两个人, 留不住一个褪色的诺言
我不了解沧海桑田, 能将一切相信的事改变
我不相信付出过的真心, 要收回就能收回

我不明白人世间的聚散, 只因为我们所谓的缘份
我不知道这是你的藉口, 还是我把爱想得太天真
我不了解天长地久, 要用这么多的寂寞来等
是你让我的心痛一天比一天深

怎奈人在风里 人在雨里人在爱的岁月里漂流
你我不能从头 不能停留不能抗拒命运左右
想挣脱为爱戴的枷锁, 熄灭为爱点亮的灯火
一个破碎的圆破碎的美梦, 留它有什么用
哦......

怎奈人在风里 人在雨里, 人在爱的岁月里漂流
你我不能从头 不能停留, 不能抗拒命运左右
就这样松开寂寞的手, 熄灭为爱点亮的灯火
让爱走, 让爱拥有自己的自由

IN LUMINE TUO VIDEBIMUS LUMEN (IN THY LIGHT SHALL WE SEE THE LIGHT)

22 June 2008
Hot Monday (35 Degree Celsius)
Night @ 2030 (Singapore Time)
Listen: Nothing
Mood: *Where is my cute little Inuka”

This has to be the longest most sought after trilogy like ever… Ok, maybe not so sought after. Following my freedom of speech thingy, the funny thing about democracy is, well to most people anyway, it is like the victor’s glory. That is, whoever has the biggest gun makes the last call. However, as learned humans, democracy does come with its standard definition. Never mind that some people tend to ignore some or all of it. Basically, there are 2 defining principles for democracy; everyone is equal under the law and that everyone has universally recognized Freedom and Liberty.

That is the essence of Democracy and now I shall relate with disgust and sadness how one chap is being charged by legal authority for posting racist blog some time back (in a democratically elected represented country). Similarly how the Danes are punished for their (un)Islamic Prophet’s cartoon. It is like wow, suddenly everyone in the non-infidel world stood up and takes notice. Isn’t the cartoon depiction (child brides, abusing women, drugs and war) part and parcel of their life? You don’t need rocket science to see what their problem but more of it later.

Both (Danes and Singaporean) are merely upholding the principles of Democracy; Freedom. Apparently not everyone shares these similar views; over here at least. We have this peculiar component built into Democracy; that is being socially responsible, that means also, in a nutshell, your speech or views must be responsible socially. Fair enough. But as we know by now, laws are like guidelines, evolving constantly to make sure it is up to time, never too outdated or draconian.

Personally, I do not agree parodying anything religiously significance but I feel as a citizen of the Free world (yup, Singapore is technically a FREE Country), I have to make a stand on the outcry from the Muslim world. It seems (like my post elsewhere), they are living in their own little world, without any connection to the bigger arena. As I have asserted in earlier entries, why should the world admirably be tolerant, disrupting our lives; for a majority to placate a vocal minority according to their standard? Shouldn’t the minority live the way of the masses? Or at least compromise their lifestyle for common good? If history and present facts serve any truth, that compromise is not forth coming anytime soon.

But Seriously…The biggest perpetrator of abuses and multi-substandard treatments come from the Muslim nations and yet they dare speak of our blasphemies. Given, we are no saints but at least there is this core belief of universal democracy and justices (even China lor). My point is that this vocal minority (having made the BIGGEST NOISE) are unwilling to compromise on anything and still hold the views that everything the rest of the world’s doing is either WRONG, degrading, exploitative or trying to sabo them… I mean, wow, seriously dude?

Peace will only come when they finally wise up and realize that their current tactics and ideology is completely bonkers. Then again, if they really wanted peace and prosperity, they would have just gone the Japanese way; go pacifist, build their human capital, grow rich and fuck cow. Do you think the Israelis would be anything but happy with a prosperous and peaceful neighbors who just happened to fuck sheeps (read previous jokes)?

But of course they can't have/do that, not when their most cherished values; involving the destruction of an entire race is at stake. So in the context of their ideology of death; their actions are completely comprehensible. Did I mention their heaven also comes with a whole harem of naked virgins waiting to service them… And you know what is scary? Every single M-F88Ker in their world believes so…

Added to this, is the fact that the rest of the Arab-Middle East Islamic world views the Palestinian people as a useful tool and a pesky thorn in Israel's side, and so they funnel arms, monies, and ideology to help ensure that the Palestinians never wise up and stop fighting. Iran, for example, backs Hamas. The rest of the Muslim world just watch and eat popcorn (or whatever they eat down there).

Think about it…Why Israel chose, of all times, to attack. I can give several reasons. Firstly, the truce between Hamas and others had long expired, and there was sufficient domestic support for a hard strike. I mean if my neighbor kept taunting me with his silly antics, I will too. Especially hard on the nose and make sure he does time in the hospital for a long long time.

Two, Obama's presidency. Despite his spoken support for the Jewish community, and their support to him, Israel apparently has found enough reasons to doubt his commitment to them, so what can be a better reason to test his resilience and steadfastness to them? Yes, Whack them buggers’ silly…

Third, Oil Prices. Hamas' biggest backer is Iran, who provides them with funds and arms. Some setbacks now since their last haul was hijack/destroyed; when the shipment was routing via Sudan. So, now that the current low oil prices translate to lower profits and hence funds from Iran should comparatively be dropping too. And hence if Hamas is destroyed, unlike the previous round, Iran is unable to resurrect it, due to lack of funds and economic clout. In the end, after all the wind wind rain rain, money talks. No money, don’t say Iran don’t help, even Hamas also play each other out. Don’t get me started on Ideology thingy.

B.I.L.L.I.A.N.T

And finally, think about it: Israel undoubtedly has the ability to massacre the entire Palestinian population, IF THEY SO CHOOSES. If the situations were reversed, what do you think would happened?

B.I.N.G.O

Next episode (or whenever I have the mood), let’s move on to what we can do…

I LOOKED UP MY FAMILY TREE AND FOUND OUT I WAS THE SAP

28 May 2008
Sunny Thursday (30 Degree Celsius)
Night @ 2040 (Singapore Time)
Listen: 换季 by 黄丽玲
Mood: *Go West”

So what did I do these couple of weeks… I don’t really know… Everything just whizz pass, like no brakes, no feelings, nothing spectacular…

I know I’m down with a slight irritating cold. Took care of that by medication but there is so much you can self medicated without overdosing and died in the process… Ermm

Moving on, Snoopy & Woodstock went Science Center yesterday. And oh my goodness, I haven’t seen so many cute little pre-schoolers, still sort-of cute lower primary and of course the not very pleasant lower secondary kids (whom I mistaken for animals… most of the time).

And since we are on the topic of animals, we were once again reminded of Edison when he was in town last month. I mean, for everything that he did, does and might still be doing, his legion of females fans are still mobbing him and wish (sometime aloud) that instead they were the ones caught without their linens… but seriously…

Wisdom does follow some of the PAP saying; like Live & let Live lah… Instead of lashing out at Edison, like what feisty Cecilia Cheung and jittery Gillian Chung are doing, sometime, what they need is really to sit down, shut up and just suck it (think about it, I mean). Cos, at the end of it, who is really to blame?

It's all about "you rub my back and I'll rub yours plus more" when everything's fine and dandy, but where's the love when the milk turns sour? Where is the “I follow you to world ends”, “I Love you deep deep, you love me long long”… ok, so the last one sounds wrong but seriously…

Well, the moral of the story is: one must be flexible lah. Like some news reported today, the Taliban are using sheep to detect mines. They send them into a field and if they're blown up, they have dinner.

If they make it through alive, they have a date. Works perfectly.

Now, that is what I can flexibility. Simply put, if your milk turns sour, feed to Kwek’s cat with it. Okay, perhaps that's a bad idea and besides, he is my buddy. I should be suggesting that you save it for my cantankerous neighbour instead. That would teach him/her a thing a two about housing a whole bunch of foreign trash in his little apartment (I knew I was right when I said you should do unto others as you would have them do to you; but I digress...)

So how now? I go fuck cow… Brb

何必可惜 by 林佳儀

這樣說分手, 你不需要訝異
我忍了好久才下了決定
甜蜜的話語, 已不能再讓我動心
因為我被你傷的太徹底

愛不是可以分享的東西, 不應該當成遊戲
如果不能成為你的唯一, 我選擇放棄, 默默離去

你可以帶走你的心, 我寧願孤獨也不要同情
我告訴我自己, 再痛的淚滴, 都能夠輕易的被撫平

你可以帶走你的心, 那謊言請你說給別人聽
我告訴我自己, 決不再哭泣
既然你不懂珍惜, 我何必可惜

WHEN THE ENEMIES AT THE GATE, THE KING AND CARDINAL ARE BOSOM FRIENDS

9 May 2008
Sunny Saturday (30 Degree Celsius)
Morning @ 0940 (Singapore Time)
Listen: 换季 by 黄丽玲
Mood: *Duckies cute… Expensively Cute”

What an uneventful weeks… not that I care… so what are the latest news?

Headline Number 1: AWARE saga has proven my hypothesis that Give Women some Power, they think they own the World. Don’t even get me started on lady bosses…

Headline Number 2: Tomorrow is OSIM Day (oops, I mean Mother’s Day). You should see how much effort OSIM and its Spokesperson, Jeannette Aw are doing… You SHOULD have seen the OSIM USqeeze Advertisement by Jeannette… Wow, She is like orgasm-ing every minute the machine nip and tuck her weary legs… Damn, I got to have one of those (which I did but for other reason)…

Headline Number 3: Still on Jeannette… Pity she didn’t win any prizes at the Star awards by MediaCOCK. Pity man, it’s a SHAME, it’s a SHAM!!! Just because she refuse to sleep with the Top Bosses!!! You know, someday, someone or something will definitely sue me…

Headline Number 4: Boring story, almost STALE I tell you but well… Mat Selemat is caught. Who the fuck is he? For one, he made the Interior Minister look damn Cock when he say it is an accident (Mat’s escape, not his cock), let’s MOVE ON. Worse still, he made our wonderful boys/men at ISD (Internal Security) look like a Cock (my dictionary a little retard lately). Now that he is caught, I supposed he will be thrashed within an inch of his Cock life, in Malaysia (where he is caught) and in Singapore when he is extradited back. It is only a matter of time he will be condemned to live out his Cock life behind bars like forever. Don’t mess with the XXX…

Headline Number 5: Our babies collections are growing as we speak. Yes! Just last night, I was cowpeh-ing about my financial standing and how we ought to eat at food court and not some fancy restaurant (to save cost)… We bought 2 terribly overpriced baby duckies (call Zippy by the way) without batting an eyelid. It was not cheap, these Damn CUTE soft toys… On hindsight, we should have settled for the baby seal which is like only a fraction of the duckies’ cost. Oh well…

On a damn side note, I now know the importance of personal personal hygiene. I was a little apprehensive, maybe, just maybe a little frustrated by the recent spate of infection. It was itch, it discolored a bit and in the end, I was worrying a litte. But I no anyhow wander, I no anyhow poke poke see see… Cannot be right? Anyway, as of print time, it has gone back to its original color and no more itchiness… Damn, it feels good… Finally.

Reminds me of a good joke… American Jack had good times with Chinese Pros(s) and return to US with a discolored Dick. Almost turning black, he seeks help. Doc looks concerned and said,

“Well, Jack, its Chinese VD (Venereal Disease) and we have to amputate it”…
“Hell no and screw yourself!” Said Jack and he seeks a second opinion with a Chinese Sinseh
“Oh” said Chinese Sinseh, “Its Chinese VD”
“Yaya, you old prick, I know its Chinese VD… My doc says amputation…” Said Jack irritably
“Stupid American doctors, everything also amputate…Don’t worry big ugly Jack, 2 more days, dick fall off by itself”

And Yes, I promise you an entry(s) about democracy… Yes yes, I am still working on it… Bear with me and have faith ok… I got a life that encompass me reading at least 5 pages of The Economics every day and making sure I don’t get sack. Till then, have fun and be safe. Remember, it is not ONLY about you.