I MIGHT BE SHORT BUT I AM THE BOSS
22 November 2008
Saturday (31 Degree Celsius)
Afternoon @ 1600 (Singapore Time)
Listen: 猜不透 by 丁當
Mood: *I ish Ok Lah*
Was walking home after work last evening when suddenly a sense of strangeness overwhelmed me… It is a strange feeling, you know, those kind of funny feeling that you can’t put a word to it… it seems like wrong but the left feels right… you know, those kind of things…
Anyway, here’s a rundown of the weeks of missing in action
10, 11, 12 … November … Cow, I don’t recall anything significance…damn…
Oh cow… let’s see… deep down in my grey matter… anything I could remember?
I know I did a couple of runs and weights, trying to keep fit for IPPT. Then I kena arrowed for race duty on Wednesday. Not to come across as being a wuss but it did spoil my entire day and night.
Oh yes, raining season is here. Got a lot more rain than usual. As usual too, it never rains in here, it Pours. Ya ya…
Spending the days with my honey, night and day, day and night. Ah, we also started on our mission to raise money for our future home. How? We gona be prudent (make that extra prudent) in our expenditure and income. Future home with my Love, Here we come. Be good and stay there ok? We will return… don’t run run around…
Anyway, before I go, did you know that Louis Vuitton, ya, that French dude of leather "luxury" goods, will make you a special one-off case for anything you ask for. If you can throw down the cash to pay for the work that is. That brings us back to the question of how outrageous is outrageous?
Apparently also, this is not a new service, just that I have never heard of it until today, when me, in my state of semi consciousness, stumbled upon the most ridiculous tech accessory I've ever seen. Who could blame me… It is like… A Bag, any bag for anything… Oh well, told you its good to be rich…
It's an iPod carrying trunk made of black Taiga leather with brass embellishments and a red microfiber interior made to spec for Chanel designer Karl Lagerfeld. Don't believe me is it? Dude had his red initials engraved on top of the lid (As KL, what else)
The majestic travel case houses a smaller drawer inside that can hold 20 iPods at once along with chargers, headphones, Maltese Falcons, and other accessories in Karl's mysterious cache. Karl’s also instructed LV to cut him a compartment specifically for his precious JBL Creature iPod speakers and subwoofer combo.
Wait, back up a bit...why does he have 20 iPods? And what, JBL Creature speakers? Are you kidding me? Is there a spot in there for his Apple Newton and spare floppy disks, too? Someone should probably escort Mr. Lagerfeld to the nearest external hard drive shop and blow his mind. After that, maybe a crash course on the progressive history of laptops and the current state of high fidelity speakers. Actually, forget it; maybe he can just pay Louis Vuitton to build him a leather-wrapped time machine to transport him back to 2004
Like I said, everything and anything is all B.S. The only truth is… It gona be take a while…
Saturday (31 Degree Celsius)
Afternoon @ 1600 (Singapore Time)
Listen: 猜不透 by 丁當
Mood: *I ish Ok Lah*
Was walking home after work last evening when suddenly a sense of strangeness overwhelmed me… It is a strange feeling, you know, those kind of funny feeling that you can’t put a word to it… it seems like wrong but the left feels right… you know, those kind of things…
Anyway, here’s a rundown of the weeks of missing in action
10, 11, 12 … November … Cow, I don’t recall anything significance…damn…
Oh cow… let’s see… deep down in my grey matter… anything I could remember?
I know I did a couple of runs and weights, trying to keep fit for IPPT. Then I kena arrowed for race duty on Wednesday. Not to come across as being a wuss but it did spoil my entire day and night.
Oh yes, raining season is here. Got a lot more rain than usual. As usual too, it never rains in here, it Pours. Ya ya…
Spending the days with my honey, night and day, day and night. Ah, we also started on our mission to raise money for our future home. How? We gona be prudent (make that extra prudent) in our expenditure and income. Future home with my Love, Here we come. Be good and stay there ok? We will return… don’t run run around…
Anyway, before I go, did you know that Louis Vuitton, ya, that French dude of leather "luxury" goods, will make you a special one-off case for anything you ask for. If you can throw down the cash to pay for the work that is. That brings us back to the question of how outrageous is outrageous?
Apparently also, this is not a new service, just that I have never heard of it until today, when me, in my state of semi consciousness, stumbled upon the most ridiculous tech accessory I've ever seen. Who could blame me… It is like… A Bag, any bag for anything… Oh well, told you its good to be rich…
It's an iPod carrying trunk made of black Taiga leather with brass embellishments and a red microfiber interior made to spec for Chanel designer Karl Lagerfeld. Don't believe me is it? Dude had his red initials engraved on top of the lid (As KL, what else)
The majestic travel case houses a smaller drawer inside that can hold 20 iPods at once along with chargers, headphones, Maltese Falcons, and other accessories in Karl's mysterious cache. Karl’s also instructed LV to cut him a compartment specifically for his precious JBL Creature iPod speakers and subwoofer combo.
Wait, back up a bit...why does he have 20 iPods? And what, JBL Creature speakers? Are you kidding me? Is there a spot in there for his Apple Newton and spare floppy disks, too? Someone should probably escort Mr. Lagerfeld to the nearest external hard drive shop and blow his mind. After that, maybe a crash course on the progressive history of laptops and the current state of high fidelity speakers. Actually, forget it; maybe he can just pay Louis Vuitton to build him a leather-wrapped time machine to transport him back to 2004
Like I said, everything and anything is all B.S. The only truth is… It gona be take a while…
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