I’M GLAD YOU REALISE HOW TERRIBLE LIFE IS WITHOUT ME… SERIOUSLY
9 May 2008
Friday (32 Degree Celsius)
Night @ 2010 (Singapore Time)
Listen: Various Song by 鴨子 (徐宛鈴)
Mood: *I’m so fucking happy… Now get lost*
Somebody fucked it up and I have to carry the burden. Being a good bird, I do what I do best; solving problems, running around like monkeys and calling in favors. I could claim personal credit for it, but no thanks. Still I cannot resist sending out another email to my clerks; telling them better buck up, my patience has its limit too. If they feel otherwise, the exit door is always open. I cannot be solving screw up every other day… right? But it was an idle day and I fricking loved my day.
Oh, I realized that I need to attend one gala dinner next Friday, and guess what, my suit barely fits me… I could technically go for the other two but no, prefer this one, for sentimental reasons… And guess what again, I need to dry cleaned it somemore. It is like 8 months ago when I last wore it… damn. Come and think of it, my long sleeves shirts are also falling apart, after been in the cupboard for a good 8 months too. Damn it, for these past months, I have neither wore my long sleeves shirts nor suits. Argh, then again, give me short sleeves and pants any day. But it is such a waste… really
Was also looking at lovebyte’s personnel site where anyone can post their picture and say whatever they want; usually limited to what hobbies and who can date them (ya, those sort of things). After scanning through the entire database, I have derived 2 outside standing conclusions;
Someone really need to pass them a mirror and a reality check; Men must be this, must have that, if not, no honey. Given, if they are sweet, young and pretty, male of my species might try humoring you a bit but not when you are like 35 going on to 45 … Oh Come on! Still living in fantasy land never mind, trying to bring fantasy to real life, now that’s disturbing…
Next… if those are my only choices left… I’m fucked…
Ok lah, not everyone lived in fantasy, some are pretty nice too. At least that’s what the claim to be…Oh well… either way, I’m fucked. How could that be?
Just before I go, I thought I heard this at some sermon at CHC long time back. At that time, the pastor say unlike damn solid like that, “Get Behind me Satan!” Wow, for that moment, I thought he look damn steady until I saw this joke… Sometime, keeping mouth shut is a much better choice…
Struggling to make ends meet on a first-call salary, the pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought."How could you do this?!"
Friday (32 Degree Celsius)
Night @ 2010 (Singapore Time)
Listen: Various Song by 鴨子 (徐宛鈴)
Mood: *I’m so fucking happy… Now get lost*
Somebody fucked it up and I have to carry the burden. Being a good bird, I do what I do best; solving problems, running around like monkeys and calling in favors. I could claim personal credit for it, but no thanks. Still I cannot resist sending out another email to my clerks; telling them better buck up, my patience has its limit too. If they feel otherwise, the exit door is always open. I cannot be solving screw up every other day… right? But it was an idle day and I fricking loved my day.
Oh, I realized that I need to attend one gala dinner next Friday, and guess what, my suit barely fits me… I could technically go for the other two but no, prefer this one, for sentimental reasons… And guess what again, I need to dry cleaned it somemore. It is like 8 months ago when I last wore it… damn. Come and think of it, my long sleeves shirts are also falling apart, after been in the cupboard for a good 8 months too. Damn it, for these past months, I have neither wore my long sleeves shirts nor suits. Argh, then again, give me short sleeves and pants any day. But it is such a waste… really
Was also looking at lovebyte’s personnel site where anyone can post their picture and say whatever they want; usually limited to what hobbies and who can date them (ya, those sort of things). After scanning through the entire database, I have derived 2 outside standing conclusions;
Someone really need to pass them a mirror and a reality check; Men must be this, must have that, if not, no honey. Given, if they are sweet, young and pretty, male of my species might try humoring you a bit but not when you are like 35 going on to 45 … Oh Come on! Still living in fantasy land never mind, trying to bring fantasy to real life, now that’s disturbing…
Next… if those are my only choices left… I’m fucked…
Ok lah, not everyone lived in fantasy, some are pretty nice too. At least that’s what the claim to be…Oh well… either way, I’m fucked. How could that be?
Just before I go, I thought I heard this at some sermon at CHC long time back. At that time, the pastor say unlike damn solid like that, “Get Behind me Satan!” Wow, for that moment, I thought he look damn steady until I saw this joke… Sometime, keeping mouth shut is a much better choice…
Struggling to make ends meet on a first-call salary, the pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought."How could you do this?!"
"I was outside the store looking at the dress in the window, and then I found myself trying it on," she explained. "It was like Satan was whispering in my ear, 'You look fabulous in that dress. Buy it!'"
"Well," the pastor replied, "You know how I deal with that kind of temptation. I say, 'Get behind me, Satan!'""I did," replied his wife, "but then he said,
'It looks fabulous from back here, too!'"
Oh yes, 徐宛鈴, Me love you so, haha. She damn cute and pretty… Wooah, I like!
可惜不是妳 by 鴨子 (徐宛鈴)
你的甜蜜 by 鴨子 (徐宛鈴)
遇上愛 by 鴨子 (徐宛鈴)
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