JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP, SERIOUSLY
15 April 2008
Tuesday (29 Degree Celsius)
Cool Night @ 2110 (Singapore Time)
Listen: 世界唯一的你 by 曹格
Mood: *Its Horsie, oh cow…*
Really, the things some cheebye do, really damn Cheebye (see, it rhythms). Of course, that does not encompass fucktard, cos if that’s the case, write until the cow procreate turn to oil also still writing.
First stop, today broke record, I actually fucked 2 humans! One is my colleague. You see, I told him to do something really fucking urgent. He took his own sweet time never mind, still gave me the blur fuck look when I tell him what to do. Somemore still dare to tell me (of the list I gave him) that this one not he do, that one he never do it before… Nabei, you tell me, kena fuck is his fault totally, right?
Then when I was running around monkeying (these days things just come so suddenly), I was questioned by one computer technician. I don’t take questioning very well and he still trying to be kuai lan with me… Nabei, kena another fucking session, jialat jialat. Told him; beg, steal, rob or borrow I don’t care, when I say I want a printer, he better fucking give me one before the day ends.
Tell them all not to bother me when I am monkeying around they thought I tell jokes, make them laugh and all jolly are well. Now whole office just shut the fuck up and quietly does their work. Happy lah, witness 2 people kena fuck today.
Then come cheebye Ex-company. Apparently they gave the wrong return to IRAS and IRAS happily starts deducting from my bank account all the income taxes owed to them. What fucking pissed me off (beside wrong input from Cheebye Company) is that no wonder all Singaporean need to have local bank account for salary payment. So that all you fucking losers’ salaries can be track and if need be, deducted without your authorization and consent. IRAS just deduct my money monthly and I didn’t even keep track of it. Suddenly today got the GST package letter and guess what, they gave me none! NO MONEY! Cos they say I earn more than 100K a year…100k a year!!! Not 10k or 1k, 100K!!! so IRAS reasoned that why the FUCK would I need a couple of hundreds?
Tell me, you cheebye IRAS, if I earn 100k a year, what the fuck am I doing slogging my guts off at work? I might as well live it up and paint the town red every night!!
Oh well, let’s see how to solve the mess that some fuckers have left for me. Meanwhile, I can only drink to drown my sorrow… I wish, I wish… in my lifetime, I could perhaps have the opportunity to sing世界唯一的你 to the love of my life… Just Once… but alas… it is but a dream. For now, I just have to live the day as it is; keeping up my lungs burning and drowning my liver.
Don’t you wish to fall in love too? Don’t you want to be loved? Don’t you?
问 by 梁静茹
谁让你心动, 谁让你心痛
谁会让你偶尔想要拥他在怀中
谁又在乎你的梦, 谁说你的心思他会懂
谁为你感动
如果女人总是等到夜深
无悔付出青春, 他就会对你真
是否女人永远不要多问
他最好永远天真, 为她所爱的人
只是女人容易一往情深
总是为情所困, 终于越陷越深
可是女人爱是她的灵魂
她可以奉献一生, 为她所爱的人
Tuesday (29 Degree Celsius)
Cool Night @ 2110 (Singapore Time)
Listen: 世界唯一的你 by 曹格
Mood: *Its Horsie, oh cow…*
Really, the things some cheebye do, really damn Cheebye (see, it rhythms). Of course, that does not encompass fucktard, cos if that’s the case, write until the cow procreate turn to oil also still writing.
First stop, today broke record, I actually fucked 2 humans! One is my colleague. You see, I told him to do something really fucking urgent. He took his own sweet time never mind, still gave me the blur fuck look when I tell him what to do. Somemore still dare to tell me (of the list I gave him) that this one not he do, that one he never do it before… Nabei, you tell me, kena fuck is his fault totally, right?
Then when I was running around monkeying (these days things just come so suddenly), I was questioned by one computer technician. I don’t take questioning very well and he still trying to be kuai lan with me… Nabei, kena another fucking session, jialat jialat. Told him; beg, steal, rob or borrow I don’t care, when I say I want a printer, he better fucking give me one before the day ends.
Tell them all not to bother me when I am monkeying around they thought I tell jokes, make them laugh and all jolly are well. Now whole office just shut the fuck up and quietly does their work. Happy lah, witness 2 people kena fuck today.
Then come cheebye Ex-company. Apparently they gave the wrong return to IRAS and IRAS happily starts deducting from my bank account all the income taxes owed to them. What fucking pissed me off (beside wrong input from Cheebye Company) is that no wonder all Singaporean need to have local bank account for salary payment. So that all you fucking losers’ salaries can be track and if need be, deducted without your authorization and consent. IRAS just deduct my money monthly and I didn’t even keep track of it. Suddenly today got the GST package letter and guess what, they gave me none! NO MONEY! Cos they say I earn more than 100K a year…100k a year!!! Not 10k or 1k, 100K!!! so IRAS reasoned that why the FUCK would I need a couple of hundreds?
Tell me, you cheebye IRAS, if I earn 100k a year, what the fuck am I doing slogging my guts off at work? I might as well live it up and paint the town red every night!!
Oh well, let’s see how to solve the mess that some fuckers have left for me. Meanwhile, I can only drink to drown my sorrow… I wish, I wish… in my lifetime, I could perhaps have the opportunity to sing世界唯一的你 to the love of my life… Just Once… but alas… it is but a dream. For now, I just have to live the day as it is; keeping up my lungs burning and drowning my liver.
Don’t you wish to fall in love too? Don’t you want to be loved? Don’t you?
问 by 梁静茹
谁让你心动, 谁让你心痛
谁会让你偶尔想要拥他在怀中
谁又在乎你的梦, 谁说你的心思他会懂
谁为你感动
如果女人总是等到夜深
无悔付出青春, 他就会对你真
是否女人永远不要多问
他最好永远天真, 为她所爱的人
只是女人容易一往情深
总是为情所困, 终于越陷越深
可是女人爱是她的灵魂
她可以奉献一生, 为她所爱的人
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