FUCK! THAT’S THE WORD
24 November 2007
Sunny Saturday (33 Degree Celsius)
Boring Night @ 2005 (Singapore Time)
Listen: 他没有错 by 范玮琪 (Again & Again)
Mood: *Drats*
Oh its thanksgiving weekend in the US of A. Not that I particularly missed it but it is something I came to enjoy its significance. It has been 2 ½ month since my return… Man, how times flies…I missed the winter too. Such cold feelings, sending the chills down to my balls… Such intense feeling of bitterness and harsh… Oh fuck…
Nothing much happened since last entry too.
Wednesday rot at home. Had lunch with ex colleagues (For whatever reasons…). Reach home; continue to rot till sleeping time.
Thursday rot at home. Had Lunch at home and went to buy China Imported CDs at Chinatown (the Irony of words). Reach home; continue to rot till sleeping time.
Friday rot at home. Had lunch at home and went for a nap. Later off to MOS for some jokes, drinks and laugh with Han & LK. Met a new girl, Nichole. Self introduction over, had jokes, drinks and more laugh. Overly drunk out and came home feeling like shit.
Saturday rot at home, feeling like shit (aftermath of the drinking session). Had shitty feeling the whole day through… Despite my state of health, still managed to send out one award winning SMS to her. Yup, the highlight of my day.
Read about this lady, Gloria Steinem said some cheese pie thing once or at least made it famous; "A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle."
Yeah, ok, I get it, women don't need men. But why the fish thingy?
Anyway where this oh-soooo-clever statement falls apart is that it is not physically possible for a fish to use a bicycle (Yet) whereas MEN have been proven to have some uses, like opening jars, or writing their names in the snow (with Pee). I think a more effective saying to get the appropriate message across would be something like, "Fuck Women, Drink Beer”.
See, in a matter of 4 words, I parody Women and pride Beer…
Oh fuck…Damn boring… Some imaginary Dialogue 3: Over at a cyber café…
Bird: My favorite word? Hmm, what the hell is my fave word?
Han: *Hit Bird’s head*
Bird: Hey, What the Fuck, You Fuck! Fucking smack me in the fucking head! Fuck! That’s Fucking Hurt! Come on, You fucking Fuck, I gona fucking kick your Ass…
你在哭吗? 在一个我再也到不了的地方™
Just so you know, I missed you already… Of course, you will never know… Neither will I.
Sunny Saturday (33 Degree Celsius)
Boring Night @ 2005 (Singapore Time)
Listen: 他没有错 by 范玮琪 (Again & Again)
Mood: *Drats*
Oh its thanksgiving weekend in the US of A. Not that I particularly missed it but it is something I came to enjoy its significance. It has been 2 ½ month since my return… Man, how times flies…I missed the winter too. Such cold feelings, sending the chills down to my balls… Such intense feeling of bitterness and harsh… Oh fuck…
Nothing much happened since last entry too.
Wednesday rot at home. Had lunch with ex colleagues (For whatever reasons…). Reach home; continue to rot till sleeping time.
Thursday rot at home. Had Lunch at home and went to buy China Imported CDs at Chinatown (the Irony of words). Reach home; continue to rot till sleeping time.
Friday rot at home. Had lunch at home and went for a nap. Later off to MOS for some jokes, drinks and laugh with Han & LK. Met a new girl, Nichole. Self introduction over, had jokes, drinks and more laugh. Overly drunk out and came home feeling like shit.
Saturday rot at home, feeling like shit (aftermath of the drinking session). Had shitty feeling the whole day through… Despite my state of health, still managed to send out one award winning SMS to her. Yup, the highlight of my day.
Read about this lady, Gloria Steinem said some cheese pie thing once or at least made it famous; "A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle."
Yeah, ok, I get it, women don't need men. But why the fish thingy?
Anyway where this oh-soooo-clever statement falls apart is that it is not physically possible for a fish to use a bicycle (Yet) whereas MEN have been proven to have some uses, like opening jars, or writing their names in the snow (with Pee). I think a more effective saying to get the appropriate message across would be something like, "Fuck Women, Drink Beer”.
See, in a matter of 4 words, I parody Women and pride Beer…
Oh fuck…Damn boring… Some imaginary Dialogue 3: Over at a cyber café…
Bird: My favorite word? Hmm, what the hell is my fave word?
Han: *Hit Bird’s head*
Bird: Hey, What the Fuck, You Fuck! Fucking smack me in the fucking head! Fuck! That’s Fucking Hurt! Come on, You fucking Fuck, I gona fucking kick your Ass…
你在哭吗? 在一个我再也到不了的地方™
Just so you know, I missed you already… Of course, you will never know… Neither will I.
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