EVERYTHING WILL BE OK IN THE END. IF IT IS NOT OK, IT IS NOT THE END YET
27 November 2007
Rainy Tuesday (30 Degree Celsius)
Boring Evening @ 1905 (Singapore Time)
Listen: 我们之间的事 by 范玮琪
Mood: *Poke Your Head Lah*
Had lunch with Uncle George, then had a smoke break with Han, then talk cock for a while, then go home, and now starts wanting to sleep. Then decides to go toilet pee…
Speaking of toilets, it has always been life greatest pleasure to walk past 40 women waiting for the Ladies while I can just strolled into the open Men’s and enjoy my pee. Speaking of which again, Peeing on Ice cubes is another of life great pleasure (after Sex, Pushup underwear and my Blog). Yup, apparently, some women aren’t aware that sometime, in the men's room of some bars, there are ice cubes in the urinals. Females that I have told this to are invariably astonished. Well, they should. I don't know why exactly they put them there, or how often they have to refill it but hey, all I know is that it is a LOT of fun to melt them. If I ever own a bar or a restaurant, I confirm will install some ice-cube makers in my bathrooms so there's never a shortage of ice to pee-melt. Aww, Ain’t me sweet…
Oh yes, this just got in… Apparently the plural of octopus is not octopuses (OR Octopussies as some of you jerkass will know) … It is call Octopi …
Oh wait… did a quick check… Apparently again, the plural of octopus is indeed Octopuses. As if any of these info are going to help you in any way… like the below dialogue
Imaginary Dialogue: Octopus Balls
Han: Eh, I found this place in Bugis that makes the best Octopus’ Balls
Bird: Huh? Quit Playing lah, I didn’t know Octopuses Have BALLS…
Han: No No, they are not Octopus’ Balls… They are deep fried Balls made with Octopus
Bird: Human Balls?
Han: Why are we even having this conversation?
Haha, post another Youtube MTV… Man, I like Youtube already.
Oh yes, SMS her last night, No Dinner (Yet) as she is busy this week… Awww But its Ok, We can do it another time, since in principle, she has not rejected me (Yet). Yup these kind of Self Bullshit has never felt so good. Have faith!
Rainy Tuesday (30 Degree Celsius)
Boring Evening @ 1905 (Singapore Time)
Listen: 我们之间的事 by 范玮琪
Mood: *Poke Your Head Lah*
Had lunch with Uncle George, then had a smoke break with Han, then talk cock for a while, then go home, and now starts wanting to sleep. Then decides to go toilet pee…
Speaking of toilets, it has always been life greatest pleasure to walk past 40 women waiting for the Ladies while I can just strolled into the open Men’s and enjoy my pee. Speaking of which again, Peeing on Ice cubes is another of life great pleasure (after Sex, Pushup underwear and my Blog). Yup, apparently, some women aren’t aware that sometime, in the men's room of some bars, there are ice cubes in the urinals. Females that I have told this to are invariably astonished. Well, they should. I don't know why exactly they put them there, or how often they have to refill it but hey, all I know is that it is a LOT of fun to melt them. If I ever own a bar or a restaurant, I confirm will install some ice-cube makers in my bathrooms so there's never a shortage of ice to pee-melt. Aww, Ain’t me sweet…
Oh yes, this just got in… Apparently the plural of octopus is not octopuses (OR Octopussies as some of you jerkass will know) … It is call Octopi …
Oh wait… did a quick check… Apparently again, the plural of octopus is indeed Octopuses. As if any of these info are going to help you in any way… like the below dialogue
Imaginary Dialogue: Octopus Balls
Han: Eh, I found this place in Bugis that makes the best Octopus’ Balls
Bird: Huh? Quit Playing lah, I didn’t know Octopuses Have BALLS…
Han: No No, they are not Octopus’ Balls… They are deep fried Balls made with Octopus
Bird: Human Balls?
Han: Why are we even having this conversation?
Haha, post another Youtube MTV… Man, I like Youtube already.
Oh yes, SMS her last night, No Dinner (Yet) as she is busy this week… Awww But its Ok, We can do it another time, since in principle, she has not rejected me (Yet). Yup these kind of Self Bullshit has never felt so good. Have faith!
我们之间的事 by 范玮琪
我们说着报纸上的事, 我们说着邻居发生的琐碎的事
oh…从来不说, 从来就不说, 从不说我们之间的事
我们说着朋友们的事, 我们说着电视里说的发生的事
oh…从来不说, 从来就不说, 从不说我们之间的事
在多数的日子, 我们都不够懂事
仿佛爱情是挥霍不完的数字
应该天真的日子, 我们又太过懂事
oh…在离别时
在离别时, 才看见我们该留住的故事
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