THERE ARE ONLY 2 ABSOLUTES IN THE WORLD; BEST FRIEND & WHISKEY. AND THE GREATEST MEMORIES USUALLY INVOLVE BOTH
26 October 2007
Friday (33 Degree Celsius)
HOT HOT Night @ 2000 (Singapore time)
Listen: 我终于失去了你 by 赵传
Mood: *headache*
Yup, that I truly agrees. My best time thy far was in Feb 06 when I was out drinking with Han. Man, we were so damn drunk but very fuckingly happy… It was good, no wait, good is an understatement, it is fucking awesome. But must go slow on such drinks… Bad for the liver *wink wink*
*Censored Paragraph* Easier said than done, like WHERE should I start? The oxymoronism of life; not that I don’t want to find, but how to even start?
Came home at dawn, wash up, sleep till noon, wash up again, went to meet insurance agent, sign some blank checks, ask a few dumb question (since got time) and bought a portable 750Gb MyBook Harddisk. Wanted the 1Tb version but make no sense; network enabled and RAID thingy which I have neither use nor require, so end up buying a smaller capacity.
Oh yes, as you can see, again my Thursday night/Friday morning period are unaccounted for. See, told you no point asking me anything; ignorance is bliss. Seriously, the lesser you know of me, the easier on your heart it will be. Muahaha, what a sick bird I am… Right…
On to the topic of penises, I am particularly amused by the amount of attention the American give to its male anatomy (read Superbad for instance). I am sure Oriental love and adore their manhood too lah but nothing can compared to the care and concern of the Americans. Yup, when all things failed, you can always trust a Yankee to get it right. Why not? Look at the War… drag on for 2 presidential terms and every time people threaten to sink it, Bush appears even more victorious in its aftermath. Man, he is good, like I said again, good is an understatement, he is fucking good.
Now having a headache, must be the terribly hot weather lah. Basket, so hot and I still walk 2km to the MRT station. I was so tempted to take a cab but decided otherwise because if this becometh a habit, it will be an expensive habit. As you know, humans are creature of habit… Not a fault on our part, if there is, blame it on the inherent property defined way much earlier by God (of course). But hey, the lord works in mysterious way.
Moving along, came across this joke about horny superman… quite funny…
Superman is flying around one day and he's feeling kinda horny. So he finds Batman sitting on top of a building and drops down to ask him where the best place to get laid is. Batman proceeds to tell him that Wonder Woman is a great lay.
Superman figure he couldn't do that to her because they have been friends for too long and he flies away. Superman then sees Spider-man swinging around and flies next to him while he's swinging and asks him who the best piece of ass is. Spider-man tells him that he hears Wonder Woman is good and tells him to look her up. Disgruntled Superman takes to the air and flies about. He then notices Wonder Woman lying in a field naked and spread Eagle.
He thinks I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I can be in and out of that so fast she'll never know what hit her. So, he flies down does his business and in 4 seconds he's back in the air flying away.
Wonder Woman looks up and says "What was that?" Invisible Man says: "I don't know but my ass hurts!"
Friday (33 Degree Celsius)
HOT HOT Night @ 2000 (Singapore time)
Listen: 我终于失去了你 by 赵传
Mood: *headache*
Yup, that I truly agrees. My best time thy far was in Feb 06 when I was out drinking with Han. Man, we were so damn drunk but very fuckingly happy… It was good, no wait, good is an understatement, it is fucking awesome. But must go slow on such drinks… Bad for the liver *wink wink*
*Censored Paragraph* Easier said than done, like WHERE should I start? The oxymoronism of life; not that I don’t want to find, but how to even start?
Came home at dawn, wash up, sleep till noon, wash up again, went to meet insurance agent, sign some blank checks, ask a few dumb question (since got time) and bought a portable 750Gb MyBook Harddisk. Wanted the 1Tb version but make no sense; network enabled and RAID thingy which I have neither use nor require, so end up buying a smaller capacity.
Oh yes, as you can see, again my Thursday night/Friday morning period are unaccounted for. See, told you no point asking me anything; ignorance is bliss. Seriously, the lesser you know of me, the easier on your heart it will be. Muahaha, what a sick bird I am… Right…
On to the topic of penises, I am particularly amused by the amount of attention the American give to its male anatomy (read Superbad for instance). I am sure Oriental love and adore their manhood too lah but nothing can compared to the care and concern of the Americans. Yup, when all things failed, you can always trust a Yankee to get it right. Why not? Look at the War… drag on for 2 presidential terms and every time people threaten to sink it, Bush appears even more victorious in its aftermath. Man, he is good, like I said again, good is an understatement, he is fucking good.
Now having a headache, must be the terribly hot weather lah. Basket, so hot and I still walk 2km to the MRT station. I was so tempted to take a cab but decided otherwise because if this becometh a habit, it will be an expensive habit. As you know, humans are creature of habit… Not a fault on our part, if there is, blame it on the inherent property defined way much earlier by God (of course). But hey, the lord works in mysterious way.
Moving along, came across this joke about horny superman… quite funny…
Superman is flying around one day and he's feeling kinda horny. So he finds Batman sitting on top of a building and drops down to ask him where the best place to get laid is. Batman proceeds to tell him that Wonder Woman is a great lay.
Superman figure he couldn't do that to her because they have been friends for too long and he flies away. Superman then sees Spider-man swinging around and flies next to him while he's swinging and asks him who the best piece of ass is. Spider-man tells him that he hears Wonder Woman is good and tells him to look her up. Disgruntled Superman takes to the air and flies about. He then notices Wonder Woman lying in a field naked and spread Eagle.
He thinks I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I can be in and out of that so fast she'll never know what hit her. So, he flies down does his business and in 4 seconds he's back in the air flying away.
Wonder Woman looks up and says "What was that?" Invisible Man says: "I don't know but my ass hurts!"
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